Pineapple on pizza sucks: Try change my mind

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by definatlynotatlas

by definatlynotatlas

A/N Hey guys! It's been a minute and SOOOO much has happened like my TikTok account being BANNED (for no fucking reason!) and a SHIT ton of failed shifting attempts and other shit concerning my mental health

Basically I'm going to essentially Harass you into making a shifting attempt and maybe just maybe shift

1) I've said this once and I'll say it a million more times; if you don't try shift tonight when will you?

2) by thinking about you're dr alone and intending to shift you have like a 20% chance of shifting then making a shifting attempt you have another 50% chance so an 80% chance of shifting and you won't try? Ma'am Bffr ✋🏾and add another 15% percent for using the Law of assumption

3) putting your dr on a pedestal is so fucking unnecessary like bitch calm down for real-✋🏾 James potter ain't THAT fucking great. You're script is fine YOU are FUCKING Great

Okay there is so much more nice things that I could say about you but I won't cuz I'm lazy

All I will say is shifting isn't hard it's easy. Like as easy as breathing but jokes on you I have panic attacks sometimes causing me to not breathe-

Let me stop rn cause I'm being a BIT to honest, but here me out

Your shifting method doesn't NEED to be hard go back to the basics like whenever a shifter promotes a method that they shifted with it's always something easy like the 5 senses method and if you don't excel at visualisation use methods like the void state or Julia method

Also ACTUALLY DOING your method helps

A Brief list of things you SHOULD DO while trying to shift

1) focus on where your shifting to
2) go shift!

Jkjk anyways basically I'm going to tell you about my most recent shifting attempt:

I was laying in bed after deciding to ACTUALLY try shift for once and I imagined myself in my little women dr.

I was in a carriage, sitting next to me was Laurie and across from me Jo's mum I was doing my hyper fixation method. I got no symptoms but for a split second I was in my dr and Jo's mom said something sentimental and I gave her the side eye and Laurie was trying not to laugh then I shifted back and then I rolled over and tried my method again but I fell asleep 💤

I'm so happy with the results tbh like I didn't even want to shift but I still did. Slay me

A/N: I'm also starting a YouTube account but I feel like I won't post much because once you learn some things and start shifting on a regular basis you realise that some other created posted them like all the shifting tips that ppl give out are dumbed down so when you really dig through them you'll be like 😃😀 -oh yeahhhhh but I'll probably post like in-dept storytimes and script tours and dr related stuff but anyways I'll let you guys know also my TikTok username is
@ionashifts at the moment.

I'm sorry for not posting I will when I shift hopefully today

23-feb-23