parley one-shots

avengers are doing karaoke

everyone wrote a song and put it in a cup but there's one piece of paper that says make your own song

there's many genres of music sung
rock , Indie , sad , pop , country and the muffin song

Peter had to sing his own song

peter - guys really I don't think I should do this

Clint - just do it we're all going to sing and most of us are bad at it so we won't judge

[I think I'll just sing it it's not like he'll notice it was about him nor will anyone else]

Peter wrote the song before he started dating Harley

they haven't told the avengers but they know peter and Harley are bisexual and gay

{I still remember third of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I liked you}

Natasha - Peter likes someone

Loki - he's good at singing

Harley - why is Peter thinking about the third of December we spent the whole day together (oh it's that song about me "liking" someone else when I was really just getting help to ask him out)

Tony - is Pete okay

{but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than a blue sky she's got you mesmerized while I die}

wanda - he must really like this guy

thor - this young midgardian must not realize what's right Infront of him

{why would you ever kiss me ? I'm not even half as pretty you gave her your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were heather}

bucky - we know her name when Peter goes to bed we will investigate her

Steve - Peter is amazing he shouldn't compare himself to her

{watch as she stands with her holding your hand put your arm round her shoulder now I'm getting colder but how could I hate her? she's such an angel}

Steve - Peter still thinks nicely about her

Tony - he's to nice for his own good

{but then again kinda wish she were dead as she walks by}

Tony - what!??

Clint - that caught nearly everyone off guard

harley - Peter really thought that

{what a sight for sore eyes brighter than a blue sky she's got you mesmerized while I die why would you ever kiss me ? I'm not even half as pretty you gave her your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were heather}

instrumental break

{why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty you gave her your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better wish I were...}

Peter then just walked over to Harley and sat next to him

Clint - Peter are you okay

Tony  - do you want to talk about it

loki - do you want us to kill her

Steve - and lecture him about not being oblivious

peter - nah it's fine I wrote that song ages ago

Peter looked at Harley and Harley nodded agreeing on telling them now

peter - I wrote it before Harley and I started dating

Clint - what ?

pepper - when did you guys start dating?

Peter - a few months ago

pepper - I think I speak for all of us when I say congratulations both of you

The End