Peter what the hell

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Peter - how about we don't tell them what happened

MJ - shut up Peter they need to know

Clint - know what

shuri - Peter was getting changed out of a very mature outfit and said not to tell anyone that he has a job as a prostitute

Tony - PETER what the hell

Peter - just shut up I've been working as one since before I came to the tower

Bruce - it kind of makes sense considering some comments you make at times

Natasha - like when you said [         ] fucks me over again harder than this

Peter - oh yeah I installed a protocol in Karen to muffle out the names if I ever make comments like that

Harley - nice

Steve - what Harley don't say that what's wrong with you

Harley - hey I can't control his life and he's not getting hurt and he's smart enough to make sure he's safe from creeps and stuff he has also been doing it since before he started living here

Peter - THANK YOU the only one who gets it and it was my last day today anyways

The End

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