parley one-shots

they fucked

Harley and Peter are already dating

nat and Clint know aswell as Wanda

the avengers all went to a restaurant

Harley works as a waiter for only that day since his mom was ill

the avengers were all at a table when the waiter (Harley) came and said what drinks would you like

Peter who was drinking water from a bottle that was from earlier spat it out when seeing Harley there.

he played it off as it going down the wrong pipe

later they were all saying that Peter could never get a waiters number since he's so awkward around new people

Peter said challenge accepted and he walked to the bar where Harley was sitting for his break (he isn't drinking he's just sat down on his phone)

the avengers watched as Peter sat down and started speaking (but he's out of earshot so they can't hear the conversation ) soon Harley wrote his number down on a piece of paper and Peter kissed his cheek and walked off back to there table

the avengers were shocked but agreed to just go back to the tower, go to sleep and talk about peters skills in the morning at breakfast

once Peter got to his room he called Harley saying that there shocked slightly laughing but I think I'm ready to tell them so could I maybe steal you tonight and tomorrow Harley just said chuckling sure I'll be at the spot in 2 minutes darlin.

Peter's room is soundproof which Harley and Peter enjoyed having at night

Peter had just threw any shirt he could find (he found Harley's) on and walked to the kitchen for breakfast

he left Harley asleep because he looked like he needed it

when Peter walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table Natasha and Clint started giggleing he was curious why nat was laughing it wasn't exactly her usual attitude and once Tony walked in and sat down he knew why

Peter are you okay Tony asked with a concerned tone
yeah why Peter replied

well you have bruises all on your neck and you said you weren't going on patrol this week

Wanda spat out her Cheerios and covered her red face (partly because she chocked on her Cheerios and because Peter and Harley fucked)

Peter who could of played it off as he wanted some fresh air and heard a scream for help and got in to a fight and that's how he got the bruises if it wasn't for what happened next

Tony said "Friday how did Peter get those bruises"

Friday who is very human like said "I'm not sure you want to know but okay peters bruises are from ******* Harley (* means its muffled because Peter had planned for this but not Friday saying Harley's name) and explains why his shirt says I'm hot and look like a thot (Peter has science pun shirts so Harley gets funny and weird shirts)

Peter was dying and what made it worse was Harley groggily saying darlin what is going on while walking to the table

Harley who was suddenly awake now noticing that he was Infront of the avengers said hey Nat and Clint . Wanda are you okay you look like a tomato Wanda pointed at a shirtless Harley who had "bruises" and bite marks

nat and Clint were roaring in laughter at this point. Tony who still hadn't the faintest idea what happened said ENOUGH Peter and who I assume is Harley explain why you were fighting eachother and why he's here

nat and Clint somehow roared louder Harley said we weren't fighting the way you are thinking just take a second and assess the signs

about two minutes later

OH MY GOD eww you guys fucked in the tower like I support it but eww couldn't you do that somewhere else

the end

Peter passed out from embarrassment
and is the story of how they found out about parley and them fucking.