midtown were invited to stark tower for a day to just hang out
and get to know the future of science and other careers that will benefit the world
they signed forms to not disclose any information from this visit
they've been informed that Harley is a personal intern even though he's there age
Steve - so what should we do
Cindy - never have I ever
they all agree
Steve - never have I ever had a dog
Cindy , Betty , Natasha and bucky put there finger down
after a few rounds
MJ - never have I ever fucked someone/been fucked by someone
MJ says trying to cause chaos
all avengers put a finger down aswell as some kids
peter didn't so MJ coughed
Peter then reluctantly put a finger down
everyone gasped except the avengers , Ned and obviously MJ
Betty - who ?!!!?
as that was said Harley walked in and said hi I'm Harley you must be midtown
Betty - MJ tell us who did Peter sleep with
Harley was slowly walking away when MJ dragged him next to Peter on the sofa
MJ - meet who Peter slept with
Peter - whyyyyy MJ
MJ - this is revenge for walking in on you guys making out in the lab and having me help hide the kink that you both have
peter - it's not a kink we had bitten eachother by mistake
MJ - multiple times on different days
MJ - the whole reason your wearing a turtleneck and a hoodie is because you have hickeys and bite marks
peter - whatever never have I ever slept with the Princess of wakanda
Cindy - wait why aren't the avengers fazed by this
Tony - this is everyday for us especially Peter and harley fucking despite me telling them to not fuck in the tower we even have a protocol in place so nobody walks in again
Ned - these two never spend a day without at least eye fucking if they can't be physically fucking
THE END

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parley one-shots
FanfictionThe one-shots are really short so expect to be disappointed by them this will probably only have swear words and just suggest more mature things since I don't write smut and I'm not good at angst but if I end up writing any be warned it will probabl...