Peter - daaaaaaad Harley's going to be staying here full time will you please lift the 'your still minors' protocol
Peter - oh you have guests this is awkward
Tony - Pete come sit down and meet them
peter - no offense but whyyy
Tony - they're also staying here
Peter - don't tell me there going to be on my floor
Tony - don't worry I'm not cursing anyone with hearing you and Harley being sappy
Peter - good and they know I'm big on privacy
tony - yes don't worry they will respect your wishes
Clint - hello we're still here
Peter - oh sorry I'm Peter
Clint - I'm Clint
Steve - hello I'm Steve
Wanda - nice to meet you I'm wanda
I'm to lazy to write more names but they've introduced themselves
Clint - who's Harley
peter - he's my boyfriend
Clint - that's nice
bucky - what's with that protocol
peter - well it's a long story
Tony - you don't want to hear you'll be traumatized
peter - to be brief dad walked in on us making out
Steve - wait dad
peter - yeah he adopted me a while ago
Peter - but could you lift that protocol I can't even hug him without an alarm going off
Tony - well your exaggerating but sure it's not like I can actually stop you guys
Steve - when is he arriving
Peter - oh he arrives tomorrow
Wanda - well I can't wait to meet him
The End
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parley one-shots
FanficThe one-shots are really short so expect to be disappointed by them this will probably only have swear words and just suggest more mature things since I don't write smut and I'm not good at angst but if I end up writing any be warned it will probabl...
