parley one-shots

version 2 of flirty

Harley lives at stark tower

Peter isn't Spiderman or an intern

Harley and him met at midtown

no one knows about parley

it was family movie night so all avengers were there and some others

Harley got a call from Peter (they don't know who called him)which everyone agreed to put on loud speaker to find out who was calling him

Harley wasn't In the room

when they answered they were greeted to a interesting Peter

Harls you'll never guess whats happened
actually I'll just tell you...

Lila has now said I pushed her down 2 flights of stairs when it was only 1 flight of stairs yesterday and she's dating you but it should stay secret since you don't want me to find out since you think I'd beat her up

I mean she lies like she breathes but now it's to funny like she thought me the person who has all the gossip,dirt and blackmail wouldn't find out about what she's saying

but what makes it crazy is the fact she said I beat her up yesterday first period when we weren't even at school till 3rd period

also we should do it again soon but this time it won't be as rough

anyway how's your family wait isn't it movie night? did I interupt ? I'm so so soo sorry I didn't mean to

hey Peter your on loudspeaker Harley said mortified

he'd walked into the room near the end of the call

the one day he leaves his phone instead of bringing it with him and this happens

oh my god I'm so sorry im just going to go bye peter says in embarrassment

CALL ENDED

so Harley that was a very interesting person that you know said steve

who is he and I want to hear more about the rumours later said Tony

Peter my friend (they're dating but Harley wasn't about to come out like this)

and we were doing self defense because we were bored we also ate ice cream whilst watching a movie

a month later he came out and harley had to endure the birds and the bees talk from all avengers

or the birds and the birds talk as Clint put it

THE END