𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 | 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞, 𝐟@#𝐤, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞.

[•]

"Morning, boys" Kassie sing songs as she walks into the kitchen. Planting a kiss on Carl's cheek before she goes to the refrigerator to get some OJ. "Morning, Ian" she says, as he walks into the kitchen. "You're perky this morning," Ian comments.

"Thought you were living at Caleb's?" Carl asks. "Caleb's sleeping with a chick" Lip says, and Kassie gasps. "What?!"

"He's bi?" Carl questions, confused. "No dude is bi, alright? You lick dick, you're supposed to be gay" Ian states, pouring coffee in his mug. "So you guys broke up?" Carl asks. "Haven't decided yet. Probably" Ian says.

"God, I can't believe he's licking vag too" Ian scoffs. "Alright, can you guys stop talking about licking vag? You're gonna give me a boner" Carl says, pouring coffee into his mug. Kassie rolls her eyes. "I told you not to get that stupid surgery" Kassie says, rolling her eyes.

"Did you sleep at all last night?" Lip asks, and Kassie scoffs. "No. All he did was toss and turn, and not cuddle with me" she says, rolling her eyes, and pouting. "I can't cuddle with you. I'll pop a boner and break my stitches!" Carl defends. "Our cuddling never just stays cuddling," he concludes.

"With Lip in the room it does" Kassie argues. "You're 16. You and Kassie fuck like wild bunnies in heat. How are you not gonna get wood for 72 hours?" Lip questions, slightly amused. "Eyes on the prize, my brother" Carl says.

"Yeah, which is?" Ian questions. "A blowie from Kassie," he answers. "I already gave you a blowie. I gave you several. You still decided to get the damn surgery. Don't blame me for this" Kassie snaps, Carl glares at her.

"Oh, I see," Ian says, amused. "This is how he's not gonna pop a boner. They're gonna fight for 3 days" Ian says, and Carl rolls his eyes before getting up, grabbing his lunch and walking out the door. Nearly bumping in to Kev and V on his way out.

"Uh oh, excuse you" V says. "You gotta forgive Carl, his feelings were in his foreskin" Lip jokes. Kassie laughs and grabs her lunch, before walking out the door. Seeing Carl sitting on the end of the stairs.

Even if he was mad, he'd never leave her to walk alone.

[•]

"Carl," Kassie calls, jogging down the stairs at school, trying to catch up with him. "Hey, wait" she says, finally catching up with him. He'd been avoiding her since they got to school. He's afraid if she's around he's gonna get a boner. Which always happens.

"Debs is on a rampage. Says we can't call Franny, Franny anymore. We have to call her by her middle name" Kassie informs him. "Okay, so?"

"Her middle name is my name"

After Carl didn't answer, she sighed. "Wanna watch a movie tonight?" She asks him, and he glances at her. "I can't. Every time I'm in your vicinity it gives me a boner" Carl says, shortly. "So that's it? You're just gonna give me the cold shoulder for 3 days?" Kassie questions, and he sighs.

"I don't want to, but I can't break these stitches. And you're unbelievably hot, especially with that" he rants, and points to her belly. "So I can't be around you a lot"