Jaxx: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Girlfriend: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Boyfriend: In your pantry!
Jaxx: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Senpai: Is your friend here?
Jaxx, motioning to Light: Yeah.
Pico, to Light: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Charli: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Charli: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Charli: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Charli, to Levi and Sora: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Sora: YAAAAAAAAY!
Levi: THE PRESTIGE!
Alex: Light...
Light: Oh no, 'Light' in b-flat.
Light: You're disappointed.
Girlfriend: You kidnapped Alex? That's illegal!
Boyfriend: But Girlfriend, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Alex, or destroying our dreams?
Girlfriend: Kidnapping Alex, Boyfriend!!!
Senpai: Gf, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Girlfriend: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Senpai: To work together!
Girlfriend: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Pico: Girlfriend we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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FanfictionAh yes, H I G H S C H O O L. Boyfriend and his friends have just begun their freshman year of high school. They are learning its ups and downs and face high school drama. Alex and her squad are in their junior year. They know that they will graduat...
