kiri and kami are literal cartoon characters

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"WAKE UP!!!!!"

"NO!!!!!!"

"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?"

"WE FELL ASLEEP ON FACETIME YOU DUMBASS BLONDE BITCH!!!!"

"oh yeah!! 💖"

Monoma and (Y/n) glared at each other, bed hair looking especially aggravated.

"Wait, why tf did we do that?"

"BECAUSEEEEEEEEE I wanted to tell you about my date thingy."

"I don't remember shit about that."

"Yeah you fucking wouldn't your head is a hollow brick 😡"

"You're so mean, also that's not possible-"

"NERD EMOJI 🤓🤓🤓🤓 FUCKING NERD SHUT UP PLEASEEEEEEEE"

They hung up. Poor Monoma. Oh well lmfao, they go onto Spotify looking for the perfect morning song...

Disaster by Conan Gray yassss perf

***

Bakugou sat at his desk, eyes trailing to the door waiting for his little friend to come in. They texted last night, he wanted to be as unassuming as possible...

DIO

you af lmao

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you af lmao

kicks
ok

DIO
what's wrong

kicks
nothing?

DIO
you never text me anymore.... what happened to us....

kicks
jesus
i've been busy babe
i'm sorry
i still love you

DIO
yeah okay

kicks
i'll prove it
this is so me to everyone

kicksi'll prove itthis is so me to everyone

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DIO

kicksi'm done talking to you nowi am going to call my friend and definitely not fall asleepgoodnight

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kicks
i'm done talking to you now
i am going to call my friend and definitely not fall asleep
goodnight

DIO
goodnight ig
loser
read 9:13 pm

DIO

read 10:27

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read 10:27

Yeah....

Enter Eijiro Kirishima. And Denki he's there too.

"Excuse me, brah."

"You're excused.... and I'm not your brah..."

They dissolved into giggles.

They dissolved into giggles

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(them fr)

"Bakugouuuuuuu the trip's literally in a week!! Isn't that so crazy 🤘🤘??"

"No."

"So true!!"

"Bakugou, we should definitely be in the same cabin together, that would be so GREAT ‼️"

"Yeah sure..."

Enter (Y/n) (L/n). And Deku. Why are they whispering, stop that 😡. Why did they just bite him???? Why is he crying??? 😭😭💀

They unlatch from his arm to make eye contact with Bakugou. And they smile.

He can't help but smile too.

(Y/n) says something to Deku, and he nods and runs over to Todoroki, who is sporting some interesting looking earrings! They look like crocs! Like yes!! If you have confidence babe you can pull off anything! 💞💞💞

Bakugou looks up at them as they finally stand next to him. Kiri and Kami smile at them, and immediately the two dudebros start asking the oddest questions.

But they don't hear.

They look at Bakugou. Bakugou looks at them.

Eijiro watches them look at each other.

He knows.

And his hearts shatters.

hey babes.... my life is crazy rn i want to say i won't disappear again but i probably will  💖 as of rn i'm in a huge fight over the stupidest thing with some friends, i'm in love with another friend of mine, my favorite coworkers keep leaving, and i'm depressed but fuck it we ball 💪 i hope you're all doing well! please get outside, eat some good food, drink some water, and get enough sleep
i love each and every one of you
-your bestie :)

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