ARE YOU LONELY? ...MAYBE

so call me maybe: karaoke version

incoming call light yagami

decline              accept

(Y/n) gaped at their phone. A call? But-

My voice.

They took a breath and looked around. Something to cover my voice- where-

A little plastic microphone that resides downstairs. It never really amplified their voice, but it definitely changed how it sounds.

The phone stopped ringing

....and started ringing again.

He's desperate, huh?

They ran downstairs and looked through the 'old toys' bag with stuffed animals, Hot Wheels, K E N, etc.

There.

It was plastic, pink and green, and made a funny echo when hit. Perfect.

They grabbed it and ran upstairs, just in time for the fourth call from the hotheaded little bitch.

decline            accept

accept

"...."

"Where the fuck were you?! You had me worried over apparently nothing!!"

"...."

"Hello?!"

"...."

"ANSWER ME"

"..... were you lonely, Bakugou?"

".... w-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?!"

"Nothing," They simply said, "What's up with yours?"

"Grrrrrr 😡"

"Woah there dog, don't start barking at me! I'll have to remove your vocal cords."

"What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a smoker? Is that what's up?"

They couldn't stifle their laughs anymore, they held the phone away and laughed their lungs out and Bakugou sat steaming on the other end.

Heart fluttering.

Their laugh...

"No, Bakugou!"

Say it again-what the fuck.

"I'm not a fucking smoker, idiot! I was born like this :("

Oh.

"Oh."

Silence.

"Sucks to be you then."

"😐"

"Fr tho, were you lonely all day without me?"

even though i was with you the whole time hehe 😈

"No, I wasn't lonely. I just wanted to piss you off some more."

"Mmmhmm."

"It's TRUE."

"Never said it wasn't, love."

Love...

Bakugou Katsuki was 17, and having a heart attack.

All because of a nickname.

"Bakuhoeeeee.... can you hear meeeee?"

"Yes, sadly," he grumbled.

"Lit! Listen to this."

They walked over to their record player and put the scratcher thing down. Music filled their little shared space in the world.

"I'm Mr. Loverman.... and I miss-"

"YA LIKE THAT BAKUBRO?!"

"I DONT LIVE UNDER A ROCK I KNOW THAT SONG!"

He didn't.

"Then sing it, bitch."

"No."

"Pussy."

"IMNOTAPUSSY"

"Little pussy bitch bakugou, my little submissive pet, meant for me to breed and knot."

"?????"

"FINE!"

They took the scratcher thingy off the record, and brought the mic right up to their mouth so their voice was even more muffled- now unintelligible.

"You're boring, I'm hanging up... unless you can... entertain me 😏"

"Huh?"

"I said: I'm busy right now, can you call some other time :("

N O. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"I was going to leave anyways, this hasn't been worth it 🙄"

Think, think! Something to talk about....uh-

They laughed, their smile was evident in their voice.

"Bye, Katsuki."

Beep beep 👹👹

He stared down at his home screen. His wallpaper was a really interesting fanart of All Might.

Katsuki.

"Bye."

Both people set their phones down, both went off to sit on their bed. Both wondered about the other. Both already missing each other.

Both so different and yet, so alike.

(Y/n) stared at their ceiling and scoffed.

"Not lonely, my ass."

And they fell back and hit their head on the wall.

"Ow."

hey besties
i find it funny to make bakugou be attracted to a voice that doesn't even exist to (y/n) 😈😈
i should be sleeping rn but instead i'm doing this with my cat ONTOPOFME
also i was listening to Hunny and <333 they so good
i hope everything's going well for everyone!! i'm probably going to hoco with a friend so that's fun ig can't wait to get miss rona 🤩🤞‼️

love y'all sm,
your bestie :)