ARE YOU LONELY? ...MAYBE

montag's wife was annoying in F451

time: 11:20 am

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't CAREEEE." That was what was DVD logo-ing through Bakugou's mind during English class. And honestly, everyone else's mind as well. Except King Iida. And Queen Momo. Possibly also Todoroki, we don't know for sure. Anyways. He doesn't careeeee about Fahrenheit 451 and burning books. Honestly, sounds like a vibe! It's a prefect job for him. He was about to explode his ears off in a attempt to get the teacher's obnoxious voice away from him when he felt a buzz in his pants pocket.

hoe
i see you falling asleep lmao

He gritted his teeth and slyly glanced around. Nobody seemed to be on their phone or be suspicious at all.

hoe
you ain't slick boy

Present mic's voice rose. "Speed up the film, Montag, quick. Click, Pic, Look, Eye, Now, Flick, Here, There, Swift, Pace, Up, Down, In, Out, Why, How, Who, What, Where, Eh? Uh! Bang! Smack! Wallop, Bing, Bong, Boom! Digest-digests, digest-digest-digests. Politics? One column, two sentences, a headline! Then, in mid-air, all vanishes!" What the fuck.

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do you care about this book? at all?

hoe
i mean ig
it's interesting
there's big words that i don't understand because SOMEONE HASN'T TAUGHT US

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look it up then

hoe

i'm on it 😩😩

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don't use-
nvm you're just screwing yourself over

hoe
then help me 🥺

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no

hoe
so pick me 🥺
choose me 😢
love me 😍

booma booma-the muppets
pay attention
how are you doing this without using your phone??

hoe
doing what?
making your heart flutter babyyyy 🥴🦋❓

Bakugou's stomach should not have flipped when he read that.

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jesus fuck i
AKSIDHEISUSJSJD

hoe
WATCH OUT MAMAS

delivered: 11:36 am

Bakugou almost blew up his phone after being startled by Present Mic's loud ass voice in his ear. Needless to say, he couldn't text his mystery acquaintance until the end of the day.

time: 12:14 pm

hoe
lmaooo you lost your phone
sucks to suck
omg did you ever see that tiktok
the furry head one
they were like 👹🤟 sucks to suck 👹🤟
scary 😟‼️
oops the people around me are asking who i'm talking to gotta dash 🏃

time: 1:10 pm

hoe
you know what i heard

"oh what did you hear babe"

omg stoppppp no pda 😏😏😏

"oops sorry lol 🤪"

it's okay if it's you babygirl 😍😘

anyways i heard that in america there's a sickness going around called rona and they have to social distance 🥱

good thing there's that glass dome around that entire country so it won't get to us 😅

it's so seggsy 🥵🥵🥵

that's totally not from the simpsons movie

omg who wrote that

it was me, the author lol

oh ok makes sense!!

time: 2:00

hoe
i literally have no idea what time school ends
maybe it's 3:30? idk

anyways i seeeee youuuuu
why do you always get partnered up with izuku
and why do you always try to kill him

like sir your dominant side is hot but we don't need to get all homicidal 😳

okay i see you getting that big blast ready
AIDIDIEKOD
BIG BLAST
you'll get suspicious if i start laughing for sure

wait

i shouldn't have said that
i should NOT have said that
yer a wizard harry 👹👹👹
where did i put my sexc hagrid picture???

i can't find it i'm sorry :((

time: 3:12 pm

hoe

that's all

read: 3:37 pm

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what.

read: 3:39 pm

hoe
...

besties, hello!! i have no clue where this is gonna go tbh. i just want something to try to keep up with, so even if i don't get many reads i'm chill with that :) newaysssss my cat is sleeping on me she's so cute and perfect and will take over the world like the queen she is 😍😍
all's fair in love and yeehaw-
your bestie