1) Jedi Avoid the Medics, the Sick Bay, and Health Checks like they're going to die if they receive medical attention- however, they must go. By. Any. Means. Necessary.
- From Commander Cody
Personally recommend either the stun gun or the Shiny eyes tactic. The Stun gun personally works better, but we'd like to avoid further traumatizing out Jedi by shooting at them. So find your battalion's most innocent shiny, and have them give your general the Shiny eyes.
-From Commander Wolffe
We lucked out until Commander Rin. Plo Koon is the rare exception for Jedi in terms of going to the med bay for injures.
But be warned your smaller and younger Jedi will go into the vents to avoid the bay.
-From Commander Fox
Taze them.
- From Commander Bly
Foxi'ka, that's only acceptable for Quinlan.
2) Jedi aren't immune to emotions, they're just immune to expressing them.
-From Commander Grey
General Billaba once punched a droid in the head after it shot Commadner Caleb in the arm. I was scared on the droid's behalf. So yeah, they feel anger.
- From Commander Cody
From what I've observed, alcohol is the main source of help for the older generation, which can lead to functional alcoholics leading our armies. The younger ones simply have scheduled breakdowns. If you memorize their pattern, sometimes they let you talk to them during their breakdowns.
- from Commander Fox
I'd ask why Quinlan has both, but then I remembered he's a child in a man's body.
3) Jedi aren't all humans, and depending on their species can function VERY differently from us.
- From Commander Wolffe
Holy kriff we almost killed General Plo once because we didn't realize too much CO2 could kill a Kel Dor. READ UP ON YOUR JEDI'S SPECIES.
- From Captain Gree
Apparently Mirlians are super religious and one of their customs is to wear head-wraps and we accidentally knocked off General Unduli's once. We felt terrible after she explained it's meaning and significance.
- From Commander Bly
A HEADS UP THAT TWI'ELK LEKKU ARE VERY PERSONAL AND IT'S HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE TO TOUCH THEIR LEKKU. WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BECAUSE WE HAVE A TRADITION OF HEAD PATTING EACH OTHER AND WE KEPT DOING IT TO GENERAL SECURA BEFORE GENERAL VOS SAW ONE DAY AND NEARLY RIPPED POOR RICKY A NEW ONE-
- From Commander Fox
Vos acting without thinking? Unheard off
4) Under No Circumstance Should You Ever Insult Your Jedi
- Commander BlackOut
A shiny once told Kenobi he was too skinny to be a warrior. The shiny's name is KIA.
- Commander Neyo
Mace Windu was once called a heartless, clone killer. I personally dealt with that trooper. And I made sure he was sent back to Kamino in three separate boxes to ensure the message to the shinies.
- Captain Rex
A shiny once asked Commander Tano if she'd 'personally check his bunk'. We ended up tying him to a bunk and putting it in the middle of the hanger until he apologized.
- Commander Fox
Someone once told Quinlan he was a stupid piece of kark. And by someone I mean me.
5) Jedi Don't Like Wearing Robes
-Commander Monnk
THEY HATE THEIR ROBES. I SWEAR I COULD START A COLLECTION WITH ALL THE KRIFFING ROBES I PICK UP FROM MY KRIFFING GENERAL. IF I HAVE TO GATHER ONE MORE WET, MUSTY ROBE FROM THE FLOOR OF THE SHIP BECAUSE GENERAL "I SAW A NICE FISH AND JUMPED INTO THE RIVER" FISTO, THE NUDIST, THE STRIPPER WITH NO SINGLES, I SWEAR ON ALPHA'S LEFT SHOULDER PLATE THAT I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE A NOOSE WITH THOSE ROBES.
- Commander Thire
Vod, this rule was made by you. And it only applies to you. This isn't a place to rant to shinies.
-Commander Fox
Untrue.
-Commander Fox
I've found myself picking several of Quinlan's clothes off my floor.
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-Commander Fox
BECAUSE HE ALWAYS JUST LEAVES THEM HERE WHENEVER I GET HIM FROM AN UNDERCOVER MISSION. WE ARE NOT DATING, WE ARE NOT KRIFFING. I REPEAT, WE ARE IN NO WAY TOGETHER.
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