Penumbras x Umbra - Stupid Lego Ship😑

Ridiculous.

Today, I will explain to you how the longer you read this book, the longer you will hate it. I will demonstrate this using Inverse Variation. Instead of learning about this book, go learn about something educational... in this case... Math.

Variations are a very easy topic. No need to worry!

The formula for inverse variation is y=k/x. The value of y is equal to the value of k divided by the value of x. This is in fraction form.

Now let us have the values:

y = number of minutes you spend on this book.

x = number of chapters in this book.

k = the constant of variation.

Now for the numerical values:

y = 60 minutes

x = 21 chapters

The Problem:

"It takes a regular viewer around 60 minutes to finish 21 chapters of this atrociously ridiculous book. How many minutes will it take for someone to read and die of cringe on this book if it possibly had 27 chapters?"

In this scenario, we are exploring how the viewer would feel had this book been given more chapters.

Let us now substitute the values. We are left with this equation:

60=k/21

We must identify which of the values are y or x. To do this, analyze the question to understand the independent and dependent variables. Y is dependent as it can change if X (dependent) can change values with no restrictions.

Now, to solve:

60=k/21

Now you are to multiply x (21) to y (60). Doing that will give you 1,260, which coincides with the number of primogems I have if I grind Genshin Commissions for 21 days.

Anyways, once you've multiplied x and y, you are thus left with 1,260=k.

Congrats, you found the constant of variation.

Now, we must substitute k with 1,260 to find the new value of y.

y=1,260/27

Now, we divide the values.

1,260/27=46.6666666667

Since the number is somewhat non-terminating, we will just use the first 2 decimal places.

So now it's y=46.66. Don't forget to add a line on top of .66 to give an indication that the decimals are non-terminating.

Congrats! Our final answer is 46.66 minutes.

So, what does this equation prove? If this book had more chapters, people (especially me) would cringe faster. From 60 minutes, it dropped to 46 minutes.

Lucky for you, I ended this book at 21 chapters. Because I never want to see more chapters of this ridiculous heap of literature garbage. Go find better books on Wattpad. This book will send you to heaven in a manner of minutes. You will die of cringe. So please, stop praising this book.

I have proven my point using valid evidence and calculations.

If you have any objections or notice any mistakes with my equation. Please comment them down below.

Thank you.