Titan Janitor

Fun, games and sexting?

Levi stood in the door way to the bathroom. What the hell was this? That fucking brat! He gaped at the mess. The garbage cans were all over turned or just kicked around, which would have pissed him off, but that wasn't what stopped him. He had yet to actually enter the room. He saw the mirrors.

On each of the three mirrors that made up one large section of the wall was a heart. Above it were the initials EY. There was a giant plus sign in the center of the heart at the bottom sat the initials LA. Then there was an equal sign with GD written on the other side of it. Levi had no idea what that meant.

"That fucking ASSHOLE!!!" Eren yelled behind Levi. He was about to storm away when Levi caught his wrist. He pointed to the mirror.

"What does GD mean?" he asked.

"Good dick." Eren muttered.

Levi saw he was wearing the chain he had been trying to keep away from the girl a few days ago. He let go of Eren.

"You didn't do that?" it was written in grease pencil. Eren shook his head.

He shoved off of the wall as he stormed down to a door on the same side of the hall as the bathroom. He tried the knob it was locked. He banged on it yelling for whoever was inside to open up. When that didn't work he slammed his shoulder into the wood. Levi stopped him after the third attempt.

"You can't actually break down a door like that." He said.

"All your going to do is hurt your shoulder."

"You think you can get inside?" Eren demanded. Levi nodded. The tall center backed up gesturing toward the door with a slight bow.

Levi moved up to the door. He lifted his foot as if he was going to kick it.

"The trick is to break the lock." He said.

He kicked out but barely grazed the door before lowering his foot to the floor. He pulled out his key card.

"But I'm the fucking janitor, you don't think I cant get into every room here." He growled. He continued to mutter as he swiped his card.

"If you broke the door I would only have to fix it." He pushed the door open. Eren smirked.

"Armin, go get as much plastic wrap as you can find." The blond grinned back before dashing down the hall.

"I have a few rolls on my cart, what are you going to do?" Levi asked.

Eren pressed past him, not unkindly. He yanked the industrial sized plastic wrap from Levi's cart.

"See, I grew up in an orphanage since I was ten. You learn a few things about space, boundaries, and how to immobilize some drunk asshole." Eren walked inside the room. Levi followed more out of curiosity than anything else.

Eren strolled to the farthest bed, the first one being empty. Levi glanced around. He saw the horse faced teammate of Eren's in bed curled up in the arms of his wing mate Marco.

"Is anyone on the hockey team straight?" he asked sarcastically.

"Connie." Eren shrugged as he pulled the bed away from the wall, neither boy even flinched.

"At least he has a girlfriend." He smirked over the passed out bodies. He began at the top of the bed. Levi stopped him.

"Not over the face, you will suffocate them." He warned Eren snorted.

"Just watch."

Eren bound the roll of wrap to the headboard as he came down to the bodies he made sure to keep their nose and mouths free of the stuff. Armin was back with four smaller rolls. He smiled when he saw the large roll Eren held. He laid on the floor to push the roll under the bed. Levi took it from him to hand back to Eren. In this fashion they quickly bound the two lovers to the bed, using the entire roll. Eren smirked when it ran empty. He pulled the other two out of the room.