Humor Mitologico 3

#454 Personaggi mitologici as canzoni di Lana del Rey perché sono basic

Sì sono praticamente a corto di idee quindi faccio questa cosa

Era: The other woman
Non penso abbia bisogno di molte spiegazioni

Persefone: Brooklyn baby
"Yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me"

Danae: Put me in a movie
@ Zeus "Come on you know you like little girls"

Medusa: Norman Fucking Rockwell
"Cause you're just a man, it's just what you do" </3

Giacinto: Young and beautiful
"Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?"
Basato sul simbolismo del suo mito, in cui lui muore da ragazzo perché così rimane per sempre giovane e bello e non ha occasione di invecchiare.
(Ad evidenza della mia tesi secondo cui Giacinto è Dorian G(r)ay.
Cioè pensateci: descritto come il giovane più bello del mondo, vuole rimanere giovane per sempre, è spropositatamente gay, ha due uomini, uno "buono" e uno "cattivo", che se lo contendono...)

Didone: Cinnamon girl
"There's things I wanna say to you but I'll just let you live, like if you hold me without hurting me you'll be the first who ever did"

Elena: Diet mountain dew
"You're no good for me, but baby I want you"
"Do you think we'll be in love forever? Do you think we'll be in love?"
In generale Elena mi dà molto Born to die vibes

Apollo: Summertime Sadness
Mi ricorda troppo lui quando ha perso Giacinto
"Think I'll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky"

Afrodite: Ultraviolence
"I can hear sirens, sirens
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
I can hear violins, violins
Give me all of that ultraviolence"
Duh, è innamorata di Ares

Ganimede: Off to the races
Giusto perché aveva tipo dodici anni quando Zeus l'ha rapito e a quanto pare ha sviluppato una specie di sindrome di Stoccolma per lui
Poi le Lolita vibes>>>
"I need you to come here and save me
I'm your little scarlet, starlet, singin' in the garden
Kiss me on my open mouth
Ready for you"
"Light of his life, fire of his loins
Keep me forever, tell me you own me
Light of your life, fire of your loins
Tell me you own me, gimme them coins"

Calipso: Music to watch boys to
"Velveteen and living single
It never felt that right to me
I know what only the girls know
Lies can buy eternity
I, I, I see you leaving
So I push record and watch you leave"

Elena pt 2: Carmen
"It's alarming, honestly
How charming she can be
Fooling everyone
Telling 'em she's having fun"
"The boys, the girls
They all like Carmen
She gives them butterflies, bats her cartoon eyes
She laughs like God
Her mind's like a diamond
Audiotune lies
She's still shining
Like lightning"

Poseidone: High by the beach
Esplicativo
Anche per la parte che fa "all I wanna do is get bi by the beach, get bi baby baby bi bi"
(So che dice "get by" e "baby bye bye bye" però così è più adatto a Poseidone)

Circe: (@ Odisseo) Million Dollar Man
"You said I was the most exotic flower
Holding me tight in our final hour
I don't know how you convince them and get them, babe
I don't know what you do
It's unbelievable
And I don't know how you get over, get over
Someone as dangerous, tainted and flawed as you
One for the money, two for the show
I love you, honey
I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way?
I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant, look like a million dollar man
So why is my heart broke?"
Oppure Pretty When You Cry
"Don't say you need me when, you leave and you leave again
I'm stronger than all my men, except for you"

Ecate: West Coast
Non c'è un motivo particolare. Solo la vibe.

Patrochille: Born to die
"Choose your last words, this is the last time, 'cause you and I, we were born to die"

Penelope: Blue Jeans
Mi fa pensare a lei che saluta Odisseo prima della sua partenza, consapevole che lui la tradirà ma cercando comunque di dissuaderlo dal farlo
"I will love you 'til the end of times, I will wait a million years
Promise you'll remember that you're mine
Baby can you see though the tears?
Love you more that those bitches before,
Say you'll remember, say you'll remember"

Medea: Doin Time
Solo per la parte "Evil, we've come to tell that she's evil, most definitely"