this has absolutely nothing to do with gesnhin but OMFG GUYS LOOK
look at that mf tracksuit LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO GODDAM FINE I- IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS IN THESE TRACK SUITS DUDE
BARK BARK BRO LOOK AT HIM HE'S- he's...he's...beautiful...
UGH HE CAN SMIRK TOO?! GAWDAYUMMMMMM IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET GUYS ISTFG IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES
LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER AGHHHHH LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO SMALL LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO FUCKING FINE DUDE LOOK AT THE MF HEIGHT DIFFERENCE I'M GONNA- BRO CAN MAKE HIS SCHOOL UNIFORM LOOK GOOD AND I LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT IN MINE UGH
AGAIN WITH THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HE GOT HIS CLOTHES WET SO SHE TOOK HIM TO HER HOUSE TO CHANGE LMFAOOOO BUT HOLY SHIT MAN LOOK AT HOW MUCH TALLER HE IS?! bro's literally twice her size both vertically and horizontally...GIRL DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO KNEEL SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO SIT-
If my man doesn't look at me like that...I don't want it...LOOK AT THE WAY HE SMILES AT HER THOUGH AWWWWWW
The tight nike shirt too?! NgH (cough what? :D) I JUST WANNA ALDFGJLAKDFJGLADFGKDGKADLFGH
GLARE AT ME LIKE THAT TOO DADDY EUNGHYEOK OR WHATEVER JUST LOOK AT ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST FOR A SECOND PLEASE THROW ME ONTO A BED AND RIP MY GUTS OUT LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY
THEY'RE LITERALLY GIVING EACH OTHER THE BEDROOM EYES JUST FUCK EACH OTHER ALREADY I KNOW HE WANTS IT SO BAD DUDE I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T SHE'S A FUCKING SWEETHEART (someone tell a guy in my grade to get that haircut and i'd do anything for them holy shit...)
quiet, introverted men are so goddam fine, and yet there's none of these people at my school. MY SCHOOL LITERALLY REPELS THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE I'VE BEEN SO FUCKING PATIENT WAITING FOR A MAN LIKE THAT TO COME AND INSULT ME AND DESTROY MY SENSE OF SELF WORTH DUDE WHEN IS HE COMING
I'D LET AL-FUCKING-HAITHAM EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE ME AND I'D LET HIM WHIP ME WITH HIS MF BELT AND I'D MOAN?!
and to the girls who date dudes at my school...WHERE DID THE STANDARDS GO?!?!?! THEY JUST DISAPPEARED WTF- THIS MAN LITERALLY HAS UNTIL FEB 14TH TO POP OUTTA MY COMPUTER SCREEN AND TELEPORT INSIDE ME OR ELSE HE'S LITERALLY ASKING TO BE MURDERED UGH
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