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Dumb... or Smart? 2!

It is finally here! Just took me like a year! Also side note, these take place in a slightly different variation of Broken💔 hence Ajay's slight cluelessness last time and the unintentional rivalry between Jay and Ajay. (Btw, I chanced parts of the last one so go check it out again🥰)

Gavin: If you spill a cleaning product, did you still make a mess?
Joey: Gavin. Darling. Go to bed.
Elias: Can I smack him?
Joey: *glares at Elias*
Joey: No.
Gavin: Do dogs always follow us to the toilet because we follow them when they go and they just think that's how it works?
Elias: Actually pack animals naturally try to protect each other when they're vulnerable.
Joey: Oh really?
Elias: That's what I've heard and it makes sense soo...
Joey's golden retriever: *nudges Joey with nose*
Joey: *baby talk* Were you trying to protect Daddy? Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are! *talking normally* Rhino, hop up!
Retriever: *jumps on bed*
Gavin: If Goldilocks tried three beds that means Mama and Papa slept separately meaning baby bear is the only thing keeping the family together.
Joey: IT'S A CHILDREN'S STORY!! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO RUIN THAT!?!
Elias: Let me give it a go. Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes so when you trip over him in the dark at night he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
Joey: *looks at Rhino laying beside him*
Joey: *hugs Rhino* I'm so sorry! I don't mean to!
Gavin's great pyrenees: *walks in*
Joey: *also hugs Ladybug* I'm sorry, Ladybug! I am so so sorry!
Gavin: Do not touch would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
Elias: *staring intensifies*
Joey: *crying while hugging doggos*
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Gavin: We complain that everything is expensive yet when sold cheap we automatically assume it's defective or fake.
Joe: That's just how things work these days.
Jay: These days? We're not that old, are we!?
Elias: Sleeping in is considered lazy but going to bed early isn't.
Dan: Wait, wasn't he the one complaining all the time about-
Joey: Yeah, they started a war last week. Every time Gavin starts up with his questions, Elias joins in till it eventually stops.
Gavin: If you stab a cereal box, are you a cereal killer?
Jay: Don't fuck with my cocoa puffs. Everything else is fine.
Elias: When you're talking you can't breathe out through your nose.
Dan: *sings random song but stops to breathe through nose*
Ajay: And confirmed.
Gavin: Neil A. Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon. Neil A. spelled backwards is alien!
Everyone: ...
Ajay: Are we having a staring contest? What's happening?
Jay: What's happening is Gavin just started a whole new conspiracy theory! Congratu-fucking-lations!
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Gavin: In the Cars movie and universe, when they're changing their tire they're changing their leg.
Dan: *gags*
Ajay: *pulls Dan toward him*
Joe: Oh my God.
Jay: Is it though? I feel like it be their shoes or something. Maybe it's their foot.
Dan: *starts feeling sick*
Ajay: *sclera turns black*
Ajay: *glares at Jay* Jay? Shut the fuck up.
Elias: A man wears his best suit at his funeral and his wedding.
Dan: Oh yay! Death! Such a lovely thing, isn't it!?
Joe: *watching Dan concerned*
Gavin: Only one of the boys will be at all the funerals.
Ajay: Being the youngest, it'll most likely be you so ain't that fun!
Dan: *realizes he's younger than Jay and Ajay*
Dan: *hugs Jay and Ajay while crying*
Ajay: Well I mean it's not a given-
Jay: Boy, you have lost your ever loving mind if you think I'd rather attend his funeral than have him attend mine!
Ajay: Shut up you SON OF A-
Elias: The prince in Snow White made out with a dead corpse.
Dan: *back to being sick* Guys, can we please stop talking about death!?
Gavin: When you knock on something, you hear your bones.
Dan: AND I'M OUT!!
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Gavin: A barber with a good haircut is actually advertising other barbers.
Hosuh: Or they're just really good at doing their own hair?
Stephen: Doubt it.
Elias: Someone could unlock the secrets of the universe by asking Pinocchio yes or no questions.
Stephen: WHOA!! HEY! When the hell did you get here!?
Hosuh: *looks at Stephen confused* He's been here for an hour.
Gavin: Your dog could literally complain about you in dog to other dogs without you even knowing it.
Hosuh: *looks at his border collie* Do you complain about me, Phoebe?
Collie: *loudly barks*
Hosuh: Of course you do.
Hosuh: ...
Hosuh: What all do you tell them?
Elias: If Spiderman has the powers of a spider shouldn't the webs come out of his butt.
Joey: *from the hallway* ELIAS, WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Gavin: Throwing up must be especially unpleasant for a giraffe.
Joey: Alright, let's go! We're leaving now!
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