斗龙战士:Digu's hiding journal past

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Joke + Joke

a.

cloud dream

Qianfan: Fly your mother! Is my milk poisonous! No milk! You have my output high? Milk your mother! ! ! You said I was outputting, are you blind! Don't yell, you won't get any milk if you run around blindly! Huashan? No output, no meat, still poor, can't bear it, can't bear it, quickly change to a bald donkey! Shaolin? Don't go backwards! Dodge skills will not? Otherwise, I will go? And you don't buy medicine yourself? ! Can't bear it, can't bear it, change Huashan quickly! Damn tired :)

Di Gu: Hesitant to speak but stopped...

Sharman: Dim Fragrance, good sister! Where are we going to kill today!

Di Gu: We, Yunmeng, have milk and output, the fifth milk has passed the dungeon, and the doctors are benevolent

b.

At the end of the east, Ouyang Ling, Qian Fan, and Xing Kui went on a trip by ship, but there was an accident on the way, but there were only three sets of life jackets.

So Qian Fan came up with an idea, answering the question, those who couldn't answer without a life jacket, Qian Fan: At the end of the east, how many suns are there in the sky?

At the end of the East: one.

Qian Fan: Ouyang Ling, how many moons are there in the sky?

Ouyang Ling: One.

c.

Xingkui on the side was happy, such a simple question.

Qianfan: Xingkui, how many stars are there in the sky?

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Not long after, they traveled again, this time by plane. There was another accident on the way, and there were only three parachutes.

They continued to answer questions.

Ouyang Ling: At the end of the East, when was the People's Republic of China established?

The end of the East: 1949.

Ouyang Ling: Qianfan, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Qianfan: 2.5 million people.

Ouyang Ling: Xingkui, what are the names of the 2.5 million people?

... Xingkui jumped down by himself.

For the third time, the four of them traveled by plane again, and there was another accident on the way.

At this time, Xingkui said: You don't need to ask, I will do it myself

Then just jump.

Dongfang Mo, who was near the door, waved: Hey, there are four parachutes this time

d.

Qianfan: Once, I applied for an account and entered several IDs, and then I got impatient and typed in 'I'm a pig', luckily it didn't work...

(at the same time)

Di Gu: Damn it! The ID I entered was 'I'm a pig', and the registration was successful!

e.

Qian Fan bought a piece of clothing for 210 yuan, and when it was time to pay, he said to the boss: "Your pants are so expensive, can the quality be good?"

The boss said absolutely no problem.

So he said: "Then can I try squatting"?

The boss said: "Yes"