Totally Normal Day

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Aphmau: *humming* Normal day in the hub...

Zane: *pops out of nowhere* I built a device that can destroy the universe.

Aphmau: Why!?!

Zane: Because I'm big brain.

Aphmau: Well, that's true, but...

Noi: MY COOKIES ARE ON FIRE!!! SOMEONE GET HELP!!!

Aphmau: Ummm...

*Mac in an ambulance* Whee-whoo, whee-whoo!

Aphmau: Wait, isn't it who-whee?

Mac: No! It's whee-whoo! 

Zane: LOOK OUT!

Mac: Wha...OH, CHEESE-ITS! *crashes into Noi's house*

Noi: NOT AGAIN!

Zane: Again?

Aphmau: Are you guys good?

K.C: Hi Aphmau!

Aphmau: WHOA! I mean, hi?

K.C: Wanna try out my new cake? It's got 27 combined flavors!

Aphmau: I'm good...

K.C: Oh, okay. Hey, Zane?

Zane: Y..Yes, Kawaii~Chan?

K.C: Wanna come bake some more cakes with me?

Zane: I..I.. Of course... Uh...

Zane: *blows up*

Aphmau: Zane!

K.C:  Um... I just remembered that I need to take my cat to guitar lessons...

Aphmau: Which cat?

Kim: *walking out of her house* What's all that noise? I AM TRYING TO READ! >:(

Aphmau: Sorry Kim. It's just...

Noi: MY HOUSE IS STILL ON FIRE!

Mac: Dang it! That ambulance was new!

Aphmau: ... We're a bit busy out here.

Kim: Well, I was busy reading, so if you don't want me to appear in your nightmares, I recommend you being a bit more quiet 

Aphmau: *whispering* I think we should be worried.

Pierce: Hiya! I heard chaos, so I just HAD to come over!

Kim: *holding an axe* Be. Quiet.

Pierce: So that's why you were whispering.

Noi: *whisper shouting* MY BARN! IT'S ON FIRE!!!

Pierce: Oh god! Are the sheep alright?

Kim: *sighs* You know, has anybody seen Ein? He's usually shrieking at the top of his lungs around this time.

Aphmau: Actually, I'm not sure where he is. Pierce?

Pierce: Oh, he's just trying to explode your house.

Aphmau: WHAT!?!

Kim: Okay, I kind of want to see what happens  >:)

Aphmau: EIN! WHERE ARE YOU!!!

*explosions*

Ein: *laughing like a maniac* That was great!

Aphmau: Oh really? ZANE!

Zane: Hi, I'm back. Also, FACE THE WRATH OF MY SWORD EIN!

Ein: *shrieks*

Kim: There it is.

Pierce: EIN, RUN!

Ein: DON'T HURT ME!!

Aphmau: Okay, Zane, don't need to go to far..

Zane: I Just wanna talk to him. I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.

Ein: MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! I'M COMING TO SAAAAAAVE YOOOOOU!

Kim: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pierce: You know, I'm hungry. Who wants some mutton?

Noi: *wailing* My BaRn! My CoOkIeS! DeVoUrEd By FlAmEs! SLOWLY! MELTING! AWAY!!!!

Zane: EIIIIIIIIIIN!

Ein: I'm to YOUNG to die!!!

K.C: Zane! What about our cakes?

Zane: Uh...well...I'm kinda...

Mac: Welp, I've gotta go check in on my carrots :)  BYE!

Kim: I'm done. Peace out.

Zane: I'm NOT done!

Ein: SPARE ME!!!!

Aphmau: Are you cereal right now guys?

Pierce: You mean serious

Aphmau: Whatever!

*Aaron walks in on the pandemonium*

Aaron: Hey Aph, just wanted to know if...  *turns to look at the hub*

Aaron: ...Um, did I miss something?

Aphmau: *smiling* Not really. It's been a pretty normal day.






Yay! First one out and more to come! See ya Kit Kats!















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