Aphmau: *humming* Normal day in the hub...
Zane: *pops out of nowhere* I built a device that can destroy the universe.
Aphmau: Why!?!
Zane: Because I'm big brain.
Aphmau: Well, that's true, but...
Noi: MY COOKIES ARE ON FIRE!!! SOMEONE GET HELP!!!
Aphmau: Ummm...
*Mac in an ambulance* Whee-whoo, whee-whoo!
Aphmau: Wait, isn't it who-whee?
Mac: No! It's whee-whoo!
Zane: LOOK OUT!
Mac: Wha...OH, CHEESE-ITS! *crashes into Noi's house*
Noi: NOT AGAIN!
Zane: Again?
Aphmau: Are you guys good?
K.C: Hi Aphmau!
Aphmau: WHOA! I mean, hi?
K.C: Wanna try out my new cake? It's got 27 combined flavors!
Aphmau: I'm good...
K.C: Oh, okay. Hey, Zane?
Zane: Y..Yes, Kawaii~Chan?
K.C: Wanna come bake some more cakes with me?
Zane: I..I.. Of course... Uh...
Zane: *blows up*
Aphmau: Zane!
K.C: Um... I just remembered that I need to take my cat to guitar lessons...
Aphmau: Which cat?
Kim: *walking out of her house* What's all that noise? I AM TRYING TO READ! >:(
Aphmau: Sorry Kim. It's just...
Noi: MY HOUSE IS STILL ON FIRE!
Mac: Dang it! That ambulance was new!
Aphmau: ... We're a bit busy out here.
Kim: Well, I was busy reading, so if you don't want me to appear in your nightmares, I recommend you being a bit more quiet
Aphmau: *whispering* I think we should be worried.
Pierce: Hiya! I heard chaos, so I just HAD to come over!
Kim: *holding an axe* Be. Quiet.
Pierce: So that's why you were whispering.
Noi: *whisper shouting* MY BARN! IT'S ON FIRE!!!
Pierce: Oh god! Are the sheep alright?
Kim: *sighs* You know, has anybody seen Ein? He's usually shrieking at the top of his lungs around this time.
Aphmau: Actually, I'm not sure where he is. Pierce?
Pierce: Oh, he's just trying to explode your house.
Aphmau: WHAT!?!
Kim: Okay, I kind of want to see what happens >:)
Aphmau: EIN! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
*explosions*
Ein: *laughing like a maniac* That was great!
Aphmau: Oh really? ZANE!
Zane: Hi, I'm back. Also, FACE THE WRATH OF MY SWORD EIN!
Ein: *shrieks*
Kim: There it is.
Pierce: EIN, RUN!
Ein: DON'T HURT ME!!
Aphmau: Okay, Zane, don't need to go to far..
Zane: I Just wanna talk to him. I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
Ein: MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! I'M COMING TO SAAAAAAVE YOOOOOU!
Kim: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pierce: You know, I'm hungry. Who wants some mutton?
Noi: *wailing* My BaRn! My CoOkIeS! DeVoUrEd By FlAmEs! SLOWLY! MELTING! AWAY!!!!
Zane: EIIIIIIIIIIN!
Ein: I'm to YOUNG to die!!!
K.C: Zane! What about our cakes?
Zane: Uh...well...I'm kinda...
Mac: Welp, I've gotta go check in on my carrots :) BYE!
Kim: I'm done. Peace out.
Zane: I'm NOT done!
Ein: SPARE ME!!!!
Aphmau: Are you cereal right now guys?
Pierce: You mean serious
Aphmau: Whatever!
*Aaron walks in on the pandemonium*
Aaron: Hey Aph, just wanted to know if... *turns to look at the hub*
Aaron: ...Um, did I miss something?
Aphmau: *smiling* Not really. It's been a pretty normal day.
Yay! First one out and more to come! See ya Kit Kats!
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Aphmau Crew Scenarios
FanfictionSo I put Aphmau and a bunch of weird scenarios together. What could possibly go wrong? Art is not mine, and characters belong to Aphmau/Jess. Enjoy!