Pierce: MUSTARD!
Ein: KETCHUP!
Aaron: Woah woah woah, what's up?
Ein: PIERCE WON'T ADMIT THAT KETCHUP IS BETTER THAN MUSTARD!
Pierce: BOO STINKING HOO!
Zane: You are both tasteless cretins. Mayo is obviously best.
Pierce: MAYO?!
Ein: Now THAT is messed up!
Aphmau: What is going on? I was TRYING to paint Kim's portrait, but you guys distracted me!
Kim: Thank Irene! I was getting tired of sitting so long!
*Kim leaves*
Aaron: Well, these three can't choose which condiment is best!
Aphmau: BBQ sauce, obviously!
Pierce: *Gasps* OUTRAGEOUS!
Aphmau: It's true!
Travis: Hey, hey, calm down you guys!
Aphmau: Travis! What are you doing here?
Travis: I'm here to settle all your problems. I heard you guys fighting, and I have a solution
Ein: Does it involve gold?
Aaron: Why would it?
Zane: Just tell us the solution!
Travis: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Greatest game on earth, next to Spin-The-Bottle
Zane: No way. Rock, Paper, Scissors? That's-
Aphmau: A great idea!
Zane: What?!
Aaron: I mean, it's worth a shot!
Ein: Alright, Pierce, let's do this!
Pierce: Rock...
Ein: Paper...
Pierce: Scissors...
Ein: TORNADO! HA!
Travis: Wait, no-
Aaron: Uhh...
Pierce: Oh well. Fair is fair
Zane: You're kidding, right? Fine, Ein, my turn!
Ein: Ok!
Zane: Rock...
Ein: Paper...
Zane: Scissors...
Ein: TNT EXPLOSION! HA AGAIN!!
Zane: What!?!
Aphmau: Oh wow, oh- oh wow. There's no way you could've won that one Zane
Zane: THAT'S IT! TASTE THE RATH OF MY SWORD EIN!
Aphmau: WOAH! PUT ME DOWN! I'M NOT A SWORDDDDDD!
Aaron: HEY!
Ein: AAAHHHHHHEEEEEHEHEHEEUEHEHWEEHEEEEEEE!
Travis: You know what? How about we get everyone in the server to vote for either Mayo, Ketchup, or Mustard?
Zane: Oh, that might actually work
Aphmau: GREAT, NOW PUT ME DOWNNNN! PLEASE, I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS!!
Pierce: He's holding you a foot off the ground-
Aaron: Just put her down!
Ein: Hey, what did I miss while I was totally not shrieking my head off?
Zane: We're setting up a ballot!
YOU ARE READING
Aphmau Crew Scenarios
FanfictionSo I put Aphmau and a bunch of weird scenarios together. What could possibly go wrong? Art is not mine, and characters belong to Aphmau/Jess. Enjoy!
