Pierce: So Aph, why do you like potatoes so much?
Aphmau: Because they're potatoes
Ein: But they're vegetables! Nobody likes those
Mac: AHEM!!!
Aphmau: I just pretend they're not veggies! Simple!
Pierce: They look really bland, though
Zane: Buddy, your taste in fashion is bland
Pierce: IT IS NOT!
Aphmau: You know, fried potatoes are also good
Ein: You mean fries?
Aphmau: Wait, fries are made of potats?!?
Pierce: Potats?
Mac: Yeah, they are, but I don't like them. They're too unhealthy.
Noi: You don't like chips?
Ein: If you were listening, you'd know we were talking about fries
Noi: I know. They're called chips in England
Ein: 🤯
Aphmau: Well, I know fries are used to make potato chips!
Zane: We should have a talk later, Aphmau
Ein: About her being not smart
Aphmau: Your no big brain either!
Ein: Am too!
Aphmau: Are not!
Ein: Am too!!!
Zane: Sorry to say it, but neither of you are very smart
Kim: I might actually agree with Zane for once
Zane: Hey!
Aphmau: Wait, didn't you agree with him in a past chapter?
Noi: OH IRENE!
Kim: What have you done?!?
Aphmau: I... Don't know?
Noi: OH NO... OUR FOURTH WALL... IT'S BROKEN!!!!
Kim: I spent all week fixing that the last time it came down!
Aphmau: Wait, when...
Kim : SHSHSHSHSHHH!
Aphmau: Ummmm...
Ein: I'm confused
Pierce: Me too
Kim: Life doesn't make sense, alright?
Zane: Well, guess I'll start reconstruction
Noi: *chanting* NA TU EH RATA... LE NA TU EH NURATA... LE SWONC LE RET!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!
Mac: What in Minecraft's name?
Kim: This is why we don't mess with the universe
Ein: THIS IS WHY WE DON'T TALK ABOUT VEGETABLES >:(
Aphmau: Well for your FYI...
*Noi tears a hole in the fabric of space*
Kim: CLOSE THE HOLE!
Mac: Why so urgent?
Kim : ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WILL COLLIDE IF WE DON'T!!!
Aphmau: Wait, what if one of them has werewol...
Kim: DON'T CONTINUE!
Mac: Wait, let me just get some duct tape
Ein: Oh
Pierce: Smart thinking
Zane: I don't think that'll work..
Kim: What did I just say about life not making sense?
Mac: Let me grab some really quickly!
*Mac grabs a "square" roll of duct tape and fixes the hole*
Kim: Nice job, Mac
Aphmau: Wait, why doesn't it quack?
Ein: It's duct tape, not duck tape
Aphmau: Oh
Zane: Well, that was strange.
Pierce: Yeah! I had no idea Noi could do that!
Noi: It's just something you pick up
Aphmau: Well, I'm hungry. Who wants a potato?
Everyone except Aphmau: ...
Ein: Nope. Nu uh. I've had enough. Bye! *walks away*
Zane: Wait, did he have...
Kim: ...Wolf ears?!?
Noi: Oops. I was just trying to fix the "you know what"
Kim: Oh well. I'm leaving. And I'm going to stay away from potatoes for a while
Pierce: Yeah...
Zane: Same
Noi: Well, bye old chaps! And not chaps too!
*everyone except Mac and Aphmau leave*
Mac: Maybe vegetables can be a problem
Aphmau: ESPECIALLY broccoli
Mac: I guess. How are you still eating those right now?
Aphmau: What? The potatoes?
Mac: Yeah, those. I mean, considering what just happened
Aphmau: What? Did I do something?
Mac: ...
Mac: You know what, it's your choice. I need a nap
Aphmau: Oh well. More potatoes for me!
~Short and sweet (not so simple) I really need to write more, though. Bye for now, my weirdos!~
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Aphmau Crew Scenarios
FanfictionSo I put Aphmau and a bunch of weird scenarios together. What could possibly go wrong? Art is not mine, and characters belong to Aphmau/Jess. Enjoy!
