Aphmau Crew Scenarios

Story Time

*The boys having a sleepover at Noi's house*

Ein: I don't WANT to go to bed!!!

Pierce: Why not?

Ein: Well, isn't the point of a sleepover to stay up late?

Noi: It's 1:00 am!

Ein: That's not late at all!

Pierce: Technically, it IS early in the morning

Ein: See? I was right!

Zane: Why do you always act like a baby?

Noi: I ask that question to myself every day

Pierce: Hey, I know! Let's read a bedtime story!

Ein: No way! Bedtime stories are for babies!

Noi: But you ARE a baby! 

Pierce: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Zane: He got you there

Ein: ...

Ein: Fine, whatever. Read us a stupid story

Noi: Let's read the three little pigs! :D

Zane: Sure, whatever

Pierce: Zane, can you read it out loud?

Zane: Why me?

Pierce: Well, neither me or Ein can read, and Noi won't do it unless we feed him a cookie.

Zane: Then feed him a cookie!

Ein: Sorry, I took the last one

Noi: You will live to regret that >:(

Zane: Fine, I'll read the dumb book

Noi: Yay! :D

Zane: Kay, here we go. The three little pigs!

Ein: YAWNNNN!

Pierce: Why are you saying the word "yawn?"

Ein: Oh, never mind!

Zane: ANYWAYS, the story starts out with three little pigs...

Pierce: Hey Zane?

Zane: Ugh, what it is it?

Pierce: Can we change it to the Three Little Creepers?

Zane: What? No!

Noi: Yeah, no way! >:(

Ein: What about the Three Little Chickens?

Zane: Of course not-

Noi: YEAH! THE THREE LITTLE CHICKENS :D

Pierce: Actually, I think we should make it the Three Little Sheep

Ein: What?

Noi: I don't know about that... 

Zane: LOOK, WE'LL JUST HAVE ONE CREEPER, ONE CHICKEN, AND ONE SHEEP, GOT IT?

Noi: Okay! :D

Zane: Well then, the story starts out with three little mobs, the first one a creeper, the second a sheep, and the third a chicken. One day, their mother-

Pierce: Zane?

Zane: What in the world do you want now, Pierce?!?

Pierce: How can three different mobs share the same mother?

Zane: ...

Zane: The mobs are adopted.

Noi: I want to be the chicken!