Aaron: Do you have any shaving cream?
Pierce: No, I don't like the way it tastes
Aaron: Wait... you EAT shaving cream??
Pierce: No, Aaron! Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste!?
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Travis: Girls are so hot
Lucinda: Guys are hot too, man
Travis: Why is everybody so hot?
Kim: *sips coffee* Because of global warming
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Kim: I Knight thee, Aphmau, in the name of the father-
Zane: *waves*
Kim: the son-
Noi: *dabs*
Kim: and the unholy spirit
Ein: *S c R e E c H e S*
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Garroth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, don't you become the vacuum cleaner?
Zane: Well, I guess that's true
Aphmau: If you sweat in a sweater, don't you become the sweater?
Zane: ...
Noi: If you're tending chickens, don't you become a chicken tender?
Zane: *crying* Stop, I can't take it!
Kim: No, don't stop. This is intriguing
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K.C: I found Pierce. He was sleeping in class again
Pierce: I wasn't sleeping! Someone drugged me!
K.C: Scratch that, he was doing drugs
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Aphmau: I am 51 Cheetos tall!
Aaron: Why did you measure yourself with Cheetos?
Aphmau: Because we're out of Doritos
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Aphmau: It's kind of cold
Aaron: Here, take my jacket
Aphmau: Aww, thank you!
Travis: You know, I'm cold too
Katelyn: Well gosh, Travis, I can't control the weather!
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Noi: *choking*
Pierce: Quick, call 9-1-1!!!!
Ein: I forgot their number!
Noi: *stops choking momentarily* Bruh, are you serious right now!?!
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Aphmau: That's ridiculous! There's no way Gene has a crush on me!
K.C: Yes he does
Lucinda: Yes he does
Mac: Yes he does
Gene: Yes I do
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Noi: DON'T BE SORRY, YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US,WHICH WAS A SWEET MOVE!
Daniel: You're yelling nice things at me again, which is sort of confusing!
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Ein: Why is it considered bad when I have fun?
Mac: People explode when you have fun
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Zane: Nothing in life is free
Aphmau: Love is free!
Aaron: Adventure is free
Kim: Knowledge is free
Gene: Everything is free if you take it without paying
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K.C: Why are you smiling?
Zane: Can't I smile? Can't I be happy?
K.C: Ein just tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Daniel: Here you are, Dottie, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Dottie: Oh, it's cold
Daniel: A nice cup of coffee
Dottie: It tastes horrible!
Daniel: A cup of coffee
Dottie: I don't even think this is coffee
Daniel: A cup
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Garroth: So remind me how you two got into an accident again?
K.C: While we were driving, I saw a deer, so I yelled "Zane! Deer!"
Garroth: And?
K.C: Tell him how you replied
Zane: ... *sighs*
Zane: "Yes honey?"
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Ein: Isn't surgery just stabbing someone back to life?
Aaron: Don't ever become a surgeon, please
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Pierce: FOUR MONTHS
Noi: What is he talking about?
Kim: Come on Pierce, it was funny-
Pierce: FOUR MONTHS LATER OU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
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Zane: I am the smartest, wisest person in this group
Garroth: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Zane: I paid for my Mars Bar, and I'm getting my Mars Bar
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-End-
~Yay for the first incorrect quotes chapter! And yes, I did add some Mystreet characters ~
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Aphmau Crew Scenarios
FanfictionSo I put Aphmau and a bunch of weird scenarios together. What could possibly go wrong? Art is not mine, and characters belong to Aphmau/Jess. Enjoy!
