Aphmau: Hey ZaNeEe! WhErE aRe YoU?
Noi: ZANE!!!
Zane: I'm literally right in front of you guys
Aphmau: Oh, there you are! Guess what today is?
Zane: Your dog's funeral?
Aphmau: NO, OF COURSE NOT! It's...
Noi: VALENTINES DAY!!!
Zane: Oh. Why is that important?
Noi: >:0
Aphmau: Because you give chocolate and other candies as gifts!
Noi: Yeah! It's a way to show others you care
Aphmau: Here, I got you some!
Zane: Thanks?
Ein: Hey, losers!
Aphmau: Hey Ein! Since your here, take this! *hands gold*
Ein: SWEET GOLD! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
Zane: Speaking of which, where have YOU been?
Ein: That's not important! What're YOU guys doing?
Aphmau: *points at Zane* Teaching this uncultured child about Valentines Day
Noi: She's not wrong when she says uncultured
Zane: Wha.. Why am I even here? I could be doing something useful, like taking care of my horses
Noi: More like drooling over pictures of them
Zane: I would NOT do that! Totally....
Aphmau: Now, what should we do for Valentines Day?
Ein: Oh that? Nah, Valentines Day is way too cheesy
Aphmau: No it's... Wait a sec! Let's make cards!
Noi: Okay! You make cards, and I'll bake some cookies. Already got a batch in the oven!
Ein: Ummm, your oven is on fire
Noi: WAIT, WHAT!?!
Zane: Afraid it is
Noi: NO, MY COOKIES!!! I'LL SAVE YOU! *runs off*
Aphmau: Well, while he's doing that, let's start working. Already got the paper and pens!
Ein: How'd you do that so quickly?
Aphmau: M A G I C 🪄
Ein: Okay then!
Zane: Yeah, whatevs. See ya Aph
Aphmau: Wait a sec! Don't you wanna make a card for K.C? ;)
Zane: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I can do that?!? She wouldn't find it weird?
Aphmau: Well, you're already weird, and she seems to like you
Ein: You're both weird
Aphmau: ANYWAY, I'm gonna make a card for Aaron! *squeals*
Zane: I'll make K.C's card black
Ein: Bud, little tip: Don't
Zane: Okay, maybe I will just stick with pink...
Ein: I guess I'll make one for my gold
Aphmau and Zane: |:/
Ein: OKAY, maybe I'll create one for Pierce...
Aphmau: Alright, let's get to it!
~Time skip, brought to you by Noi's burning cookies~
YOU ARE READING
Aphmau Crew Scenarios
FanfictionSo I put Aphmau and a bunch of weird scenarios together. What could possibly go wrong? Art is not mine, and characters belong to Aphmau/Jess. Enjoy!
