October 4th 20XX - Evening
Location : Magic Forest - Somewhere
Clownpiece POV
............
Junko : " CHANG'E YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON (Y/N) AWAY FROM ME!!!
Clownpiece : " Master's Friend~! Are you seeing this, the entire Land of Gensokyo has become nothing more than a paradise for a bunch of lunatics~!
Junko : " ARE YOU LISTENING CHANG'E! ONCE I FIND YOU, I'LL SAVE MY PRECIOUS CHILD FROM YOUR DISGUSTING GRASP! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME! ARE YOU WATCHING CHANG'E!!!"
Eh? It seems Master's Friend isn't listening to me, *pout~* well that's kinda rude. But I shouldn't be thinking about something so silly, right now Master gave me an important mission and I can't fail her!
Clownpiece : " Hey Hey! Master's Friend we shouldn't be fooling around now. We have to make our way to that 'Eientei' place for investigation stuff... and whatever!"
Clownpiece : " So let's just go already-"
Junko : " SHUT UP YOU DUMB FAIRY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LOOKING FOR MY SON (Y/N)! I TOLD HIM TOO STAY IN ONE SPOT, BUT CHANG'E GOT HER HANDS ON HIM!"
Junko : " OH MY DEAR BOY~! HE MUST BE SO FRIGHTENED WITHOUT THE PROTECTION AND LOVE FROM MAMA JUNKO~!!!"
While Master's Friend was currently ranting too herself, I could see water coming out of her eyes. Oh no! Please don't tell me she's going to cry.
............
Junko : " M-M-MY POOR BABY BOY! WAAAAAAAH! I DON'T *sob* WANT TO LOSE MY W-WONDERFUL SON AGAIN! CURSE *sob* Y-YOU CHANG'E! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!"Clownpiece : " (-_-)"
Seriously? Why must Master be friends with so many weirdos all over the place??? Oh fiddle sticks! We're getting off track again!
Master is counting on for this strange Lunatic incident. Honestly I'm quite impressed the lunarians were able to turn Gensokyo into a bunch of crazy people.
However I'm little sad that the 'Three Fairies of Light' were killed in this massacre. That is why 'all my friends are dead, push me to the edge' scenario is kicking into my system right now~!
God Bless America! Truly the land of the free!
....... Waaaaaaaaait.......? What about Master's Weird Friend over here? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???????........
*light bulb~!* Hahaha of course! Apparently she's looking for a human boy named (Y/N). Perhaps I could lie to her saying he's in Eientei, that way we'll be able to complete the mission in a heart beat!
Hahahahaha I'm such a genius!
Clownpiece : " Hey Hey again! Maybe this (Y/N) guy is currently staying at Eientei at the moment waiting for your arrival. Perhaps he went there knowing you would be worried about him, staying out of danger and stuff."
YOU ARE READING
Our Twisted Dream Rotting Adventure (KKHTA Touhou x Male Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/N), an ordinary outsider that only wanted to enjoy the bizarre land of Gensokyo and to be surrounded by those he cares about. BUT ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. So why not join him on this WONDERFUL DREAM ROTTING ADVENTURE!! Filled with Lo...