22:54
(22:54)
Tonowari: Tsireya, please help your mother search the village. I will search the waters with my Tsurak.
(22:54)
Jake Sully: i will help too, we can cover more ocean and neytiri has offered to search the waters from above.
(22:55)
Tonowari: Thank you, Jake Sully.
(22:56)
Neteyam te...: Dad, let me come.
(22:56)
Jake Sully: absolutely not
(22:57)
Neteyam te...: Please, I can help mom in the skies. The more eyes the better, right?
(22:58)
Jake Sully: fine, but if you don't come back i'll send your mother after you herself
(23:01)
Lo'ak te S...: ...whos that snoring like a mad man?
(23:02)
Kiri te Su...: someone's missing and you're acting so unserious right now
(23:03)
Lo'ak te S...: what?? i view my sleep as very serious and unfortunately i cannot sleep WHEN SOMEONE SNORES LIKE A FUCKING VOLCANO
(23:03)
Kiri te Su...: it's definitely rotxo, he snores as loud as a damn tulkun
(23:04)
Rotxo: first of all, fuck you both whole heartedly. second of all, ao'nung is missing and nobody cares about your sleeping schedule, lo'ak
(23:05)
Lo'ak te S...: i actually care about my sleeping schedule thank you rotxo
(23:05)
Kiri te Su...: please shut up
(23:05)
Lo'ak te S...: no i will not be silenced
(23:05)
Kiri te Su...: a little heads up to sleep with one eye open
(23:06)
Lo'ak te S...: ...please elaborate
23:47
(23:47)
Neteyam te...: @Tsireya Your brother is an Skxqwng.
(23:48)
Tsireya: Why? Have you found him?
(23:49)
Neteyam te...: Yes, @Tonowari, @Ronal. Your son is safe with me, I found him on a pile of rocks near the reef boarders. He has a large cut on his arm and I've tended to it as much as I could. Other than that he is fine.
(23:50)
Tonowari: Thank you, Neteyam. Please bring him home immediately.
(23:51)
Ronal: Please give my son a hit on the head for that foolishness.
(23:53)
Neteyam te...: Oh I gladly will, Ma'am
(23:59)
Lo'ak te S...: ...at least i came back unharmed
(00:02)
Kiri te Su...: someone hold me back before i smother my younger brother in his sleep.
(00:03)
Lo'ak te S...: lol
(00:04)
Lo'ak te S...: wait are you serious??
6:11
(6:11)
Lo'ak te S...: anyone wanna hear a riddle?
(6:11)
Rotxo: sure
(6:13)
Lo'ak te S...: okay lets say you have 10 fish 5 drown and 3 come back to life how many fish do you have
(6:13)
Kiri te Su...: thats a math equation
(6:14)
Rotxo: 8?
(6:15)
Ao'nung: fish cant drown dumbass
(6:15)
Rotxo: OH
(6:15)
Lo'ak te S...: fuck you whyd you ruin it
(6:16)
Ao'nung: fuck you get better at making jokes
(6:16)
Kiri te Su...: rotxo is dumb he wouldve fell for anything
(6:17)
Rotxo: im right here
(6:17)
Kiri te Su...: i know.
(6:18)
Lo'ak te S...: neteyam wouldve fell for it too wheres he at?
(6:18)
Kiri te Su...: with tsireya helping out elders
(6:19)
Lo'ak te S...: what why didnt tsireya tell me??
(6:19)
Rotxo: she said she wanted to hangout with him
(6:20)
Ao'nung: since when did she and neteyam hangout?
(6:20)
Lo'ak te S...: since when did they hangout?
(6:21)
Kiri te Su...: i dont blame her, i'd choose neteyam over both of you idiots anyday
(6:21)
Lo'ak te S...: no one wants to hangout with you anyways youre boring
(6:22)
Rotxo: i'll hangout with you, kiri
(6:23)
Kiri te Su...: too late, im already in charge of watching spider and tuk
(6:23)
Lo'ak te S...: who am i supposed to hangout with then?? definitely not rotxo and aonung
(6:24)
Kiri te Su...: should've woken up earlier, figure it out
(6:25)
Lo'ak te S...: I ONLY OVERSLEPT 20 MINUTES
(6:30)
Neteyam te...: Neteyam would fall for what?
(6:32)
Lo'ak te S...: a riddle do you wanna hear it?
(6:32)
Neteyam te...: Sure.
(6:33)
Lo'ak te S...: okay so you have 10 fish right? 5 of them drown but 3 come back to life so how many fish do you have
(6:33)
Neteyam te...: 8
(6:34)
Lo'ak te S...: wrong youd have 10
(6:34)
Neteyam te...: What? How if 5 of them drowned?
(6:35)
Lo'ak te S...: cuz fish cant drown
(6:35)
Neteyam te...: OH.
(6:36)
Kiri te Su...: im so ashamed in you..
(6:36)
Ao'nung: embarrassing
(6:36)
Neteyam te...: STOP
(6:37)
Rotxo: see? i'm not the only one
(6:38)
Neteyam te...: Wait, Lo'ak, go ask dad that.
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Avatar 2 TWOW chatfic crack
Humorbasically lo'ak accidentally makes a groupchat with all the characters in it and cant seem to delete the gc SHIPS: aonung x neteyam tsireya x lo'ak toniwari x ronal jake x neytiri rotxo x kiri MENTIONS OF SPIDER/miles
