Private messages between users Ao'nung and Neteyam
10:30
(10:30)
Ao'nung: 'teyam?
(10:33)
Ao'nung: YESS IM NOT BLOCKED
(10:31)
Neteyam: No, but you are about to be.
(10:31)
Ao'nung: no please im sorry
(10:32)
Neteyam: No you're not.
(10:32)
Ao'nung: youre right im not
(10:32)
Neteyam: BLOCKED.
(10:32)
Ao'nung: STOP
(10:33)
Neteyam: What you did today was cruel.
(10:33)
Ao'nung: stop being dramatic
(10:34)
Neteyam: Just for that, I won't talk to you for a week.
(10:34)
Ao'nung: liar you won't last 5 hours
(10:35)
Neteyam: Damn, you right.
(10:35)
Neteyam: At least apologize.
(10:36)
Ao'nung: im sorry i became friends with your idiotic, stupid, ugly, brainless, freaky, bonehead of a brother in order to hear the most funniest humiliating thing about you ever.
(10:36)
Neteyam: What the fuck?
(10:36)
Neteyam: I hate you so much.
Private messages between users Jake Sully and Lo'ak
12:20
(12:20)
Jake Sully: your mother is mad, go make your bed like she's already told you!
(12:20)
Lo'ak: why should i make my bed when im going to sleep in it anyways?
(12:21)
Jake Sully: why should i feed you when you're going to die anyways?
(12:21)
Lo'ak: okay damn dad wtf
(12:22)
Jake Sully: lo'ak, now!!
(12:22)
Lo'ak: yes yes im coming
(12:23)
Jake Sully: eugh.. i sound like your mother
(12:23)
Lo'ak: LMFAO DAD
(12:23)
Lo'ak: you do
(12:24)
Jake Sully: ...yeah i'll try better sorry about that, got out of character.
(12:24)
Lo'ak: BYEY F
(12:27)
Jake Sully: anyways son how is your day so far?
(12:27)
Lo'ak: dad are you okay?
(12:28)
Jake Sully: yes (no)
(12:28)
Jake Sully: im fine. (it's your mother, please help)
(12:28)
Lo'ak: i cant stop her you should tell neteyam
(12:29)
Jake Sully: oh, good idea
(12:30)
Lo'ak: sometimes i cant believe im related to you.
Private messages between users Jake Sully and Neteyam
12:31
(12:31)
Jake Sully: S.O.S.
(12:32)
Neteyam: Again? Where are you?
(12:32)
Jake Sully: the marui
(12:33)
Neteyam: I'm on my way, hold on.
(12:33)
Jake Sully: you are an absolute lifesaver son
(12:34)
Neteyam: What'd you do anyways?
(12:34)
Jake Sully: firstly, dont laugh.
(12:35)
Neteyam: Got it.
(12:35)
Jake Sully: i talked back...
(12:35)
Neteyam: TO MOM?? LMFAO
(12:36)
Jake Sully: stop laughing and come save me!
(12:37)
Neteyam: Yes, sir.
(12:39)
Neteyam: What possessed you to talk back...?
(12:40)
Jake Sully: neteyam, you are taking way too long for my comfort.
(12:41)
Neteyam: Yes, yes. I said hold on.
(12:42)
Jake Sully: i can only hold on for so long.
Private messages between users Ao'nung and Rotxo
13:49
(13:49)
Rotxo: kiri sneezes like a damn elder.
(13:49)
Ao'nung: LMFAO WHAT??
(13:50)
Rotxo: im so serious man like she sneezed and i swore the whole ground shook
(13:50)
Ao'nung: damn rotxo youre secretly mean as hell wtf
(13:51)
Rotxo: no no no it's actually kind of cute
(13:52)
Ao'nung: dude what if i told kiri you said all this
(13:53)
Rotxo: she really wouldn't believe you
(13:54)
Ao'nung: youre an evil fucking man rotxo
(13:55)
Rotxo: no im not dont confuse me with you
(13:56)
Ao'nung: "the whole ground shook"
(13:56)
Rotxo: I SWEAR BRO, i thought the tulkun were back from migration already
(13:57)
Ao'nung: THATS SO SICK
(13:57)
Ao'nung: i thought you loved kiri
(13:58)
Rotxo: i do love her but i do not love that sneeze.
(13:59)
Ao'nung: this is why we're friends.
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Avatar 2 TWOW chatfic crack
Humorbasically lo'ak accidentally makes a groupchat with all the characters in it and cant seem to delete the gc SHIPS: aonung x neteyam tsireya x lo'ak toniwari x ronal jake x neytiri rotxo x kiri MENTIONS OF SPIDER/miles
