sootcest... stuff?! [MOSTLY SMUT]

p18- No Sex Chapter!!1!1!11 (I am lying to you) [REQUESTED FIC]

this is silly Phantombur (the silliest) and L'manbur (the not very silliest)

requested by @The_Trippy_Mushroom_ !2!!1!1!1! AGAIN!!!1!1!!1

also just letting y'all know that I don't know how cinemas and Theaters and how you book them works♥️♥️♥️

anyways guys!! let's dive straight into this thing😎 *dubstep 2016 YouTube intro plays*

ALSO I HAVENT REREAD THIS TO MAKE SURE IT MAKES SENSE
__________________________

L'manbur had recently decided he didn't quite spend enough time with Phantom, the other silly little ghost boy, so he had generously bought tickets to go to the theatre, in the late evening so that it'd be dark when they got out, perfect for Phantom.

He was waiting impatiently outside Phantom's door, after he got changed himself, rather quickly. "Come on, I haven't got all day," he said, passive-aggressively.
"Give me a minute, damn!" Phantom shrieked from inside. "I'm just trying to find my hat," Oh, that's right. Phantom had recently bought this big, wide brimmed, black sun hat. He'd also put a long, glamorous navy veil on it so that more of his body was protected from the sun. He needed it for tonight seeing as even though L'manbur had been considerate and booked the latest showing, the sun would still be out. Barely, but enough to hurt Phantom just as much as normal.

Finally, Phantom's door opened, revealing the silly guy. He looked very good-looking with his new hat, it was the first time L'manbur had seen him wear it.
"Wow, you look lovely."
Phantom smiled genuinely at that, not replying, but his contented expression was enough of a thanks for L'manbur.

"Well, anyway, let's get going, shall we?"
Phantombur nodded at him, a big grin on his face. L'manbur announced their leave to them all, anxious as he did seeing as Simpbur and Rev would be cooking dinner for the rest of the house. Phantom and L'manbur would probably get a takeaway or something, but they didn't want to be nice and buy food for the others.

They stepped outside, the pleasant cold evening air instantly welcoming them. "Ooh, this is nice." Phantom said cheerfully. The sky was quite a majestic sight, a glowing tangerine sun peeking over the trees and the buildings. There were pink and orange clouds dusted over the scene, and it really was just so beautiful. Phantom wished he could just snap a photo, so that he could remember and look back on this amazing sunset and this (hopefully) great night out forever-

Oh, wait! He has a phone! He can! He hastily took out his phone, positioning it at the skies. After a few snaps, he finally took a picture that he was satisfied with, looking down at it with a smile.

"Hey! Come on, get in the car, you fool," L'manbur chuckled, snapping Phantombur out of his trance. "It's picturesque, yeah, but we seriously need to get going."

Phantom hopped into the backseat, specifically the middle seat, seeing as there was so much more room for his wings. He had tried the front passenger seat a few times, and every time it was unbelievably uncomfortable. He had to bend his wings in a way that was just unbearable.

A quarter's way through the drive, Phantom suddenly came out with, "I feel like a stupid little kid going on an outing with his dumbass single dad." L'manbur stopped for a moment, bursting into laughter. "Why- what makes you say that...?!" he giggled. "I can't help but feel like you're taking the piss out of me here."
Phantom scoffed, but responded with nothing.

After quite a bit of waiting, thanks to some old guy in a little car holding everyone up, they finally arrived. "Thank God. I don't know how much of your road rage I could take in that stuffy car." Phantombur said, stepping out of their automobile. (so silly🤣‼️)
L'manbur rolled his eyes.
"You're so ungrateful." He retorted, jokingly, of course.