Yes I have indeed have had a conversation with a spider. Of course it was kind of one sided but it was a mutual sharing of the minds.
I have been and will always be terrified by spiders. There little creepy bodies with eight legs and eight eyes.....ewwwwwww.
Anyway I was out walking my dog and low and behold on my return trip to the door a gigantic wood spider sat there. I stepped up on the concrete pad and it started toward me.
"I dont want to kill you but frankly I am terrified of you. If you turn around and stay away from me I will not kill you." Yes, I do have my moments of being insane and this was one of them. It didnt help that the spider turned around and scurried into the green grass.
I have never seen a wood spider since, only adding to my paranoia.
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Once more this is a true story, much to my chargin and I hope you enjoy it.
