the first human in equestria

chapt 1

I snap my eyes open hoping that I wasn't talking or crying in my sleep since these nightmares started coming. It's been a year since I had a happy dream. "Ugh I can't believe that I'm still having those dreams. Like I need a pieceful sleep and wake up happy instead of waking up felling scared to death. Well I got used to them so I don't wake up scared. I'm too cool for that" I get up from bed and walk to the kitchen to make some cereal that's my favorite breakfast. I check my phone to see what time it is. "Oh crap it's 12:00..." I drink the milk and wash out my bowl and grab my longboard. "Taber I'm goin to destiny's house!" "Ok" I opened the door and left.
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Whale I was riding I seen a little purple dot floating in the mittle of the street. "Ok... I'm just gunna ignore that." So I went around it and kept on going.
At destiny's house
"Tobyias you would not believe this but I seen a floating purple dot on the way here! It was floating! It looked like it was forming or something but Im going to check it out later. If it is a portal I'm gunna jump and hit a double backflip in it. Ant scream if I land it" "Tasavion I know that there is no floating purple dot in the middle of the street. If there is I will watch  anything you tell me to for a month, two if it's a portal." "Ok if I go missing you will know that I went into that portal. And it might be gone." I said in a crazy high voice. "Nigga chill out damn. You wanna play some titanfall?" I smiled "I'll never turn down a invitation to play titanfall! I love that game!" Ok turn on you're one ( short for Xbox one) and I'll invite nick, you ,and overkill and play frontier defence.
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"Overkill get to the harvester! 7 nuke titans and 5 ark titans are heading that way!" Overkill: "on it!" " nick protect overkill and help him!" Nick: "alright!" " tobyias me and you will go take out the mortar titans and the normal titans" Toby: "Ok." "Shit the harvester it taking massive damage and the nuke titans are at the harvester.... yeah we failed once 6 nuke titans reach a harvester with full health zero percent chance we have at surviving. Good game y'all. I'll get offline for a little bit  gotta go check something" "please don't tell me its that purple dot floating in a middle of the street?"  "Yes it is I'll be back!" I grabbed my board and went outside.
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"Wow" I stared at a portal that used to be a dot. I thought to myself if anyone could hear me only one way to find out. "Hello?" I yelled into the portal. Then I heard people talking..  " oh my gosh TWILIGHT!! I HEARD SOMETHING SAY HELLO!" "Rainbow I swear if you are lying-" "I'm not I swear I heard something say hello." I stared in complete confusion. "Hello is something there" I heard . "Something no I'm a human being and I'm pretty shure you are too!" "Umm where not human like you." I started to get frustrated. And a bit mad "is this some kind of joke?! What else can talk English and not be human?" "Step aside twilight I got this." "Rainbow you think you can-" "we are ponies, we live in a place called equestria, there are three types of ponies pegici, (I can't spell XD)  unicorns, and earth ponies. There is one special type of pony called a allicorn. We are ruled by two allicorn princesses named princess celestia and princess Luna... oh my gosh I'm a true egghead." I was shocked I didn't know what to say. I said the only thing that was on my head. "Titanfall?" "What? Did you even hear a word I said?" "Rainbow you scared him off!" "No I'm still here." I said with a flat expression. "Oh well uhh want some cider?" "TWILIGHT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CIDER FROM?! IS THERE ANY MORE AROUND?" "Rainbow calm down!" I asked "what is cider?" WHAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CIDER IS?! ITS ONLY THE BEST DRINK IN EQUESTRIA!" "Ok I'll try some" a cup then floated out the portal. It kinda looked like apple juice. When I drunk some man that was the best thing I drunk in my life! " why do I feel lightheaded?" I asked. "Oh I've just been drugged with some kind of sleeping powd-" I passed out.

Wow that took longer than I thought man this... IT'S 4:59 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT ON THIS CHAPTER  *gasp* this is gunna leave my readers expecting so much.

RD:BOO!
ME:OH GOD!!
RD: hahahahaha!!!
Twilight:hi baby.
ME: dafuq?
Twilight: yeah I'm your bitch
ME: STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
Twilight: come on baby
ME: rainbow dash hep meh!! 
RD: I'll just leave you two alone
ME: NOOOOOO PLZ HEEEEPPP MEHH!
Twilight: I'll take good care of... where am I?
ME: NOO-wait what?
Discord: DAMN IT!