the first human in equestria

chapter 5

ME: yaaay new chapter!!!
Sweetie belle: What's gunna happen?
ME: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
SB: just now.
ME: uhhh nothin really...
SB: then let's start!
Pinke: WAAAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!!!!
ME: whaaat?
Pinke: eat this cupcake first! It will help you think!
ME: ok... *eats cupcake* it tastes like muffins...
Pinke: HA! IT IS A MUFFIN!
ME: 0_0 you tricked me...
Pinke: IGOTYOUSOOGOODHAHAHAHAHA!
ME: im going to start this chapter now..
SB: YAAY!!!
Rairty: wai-
ME: NO IM STARTIN THIS FUKIN CHAPTER RIGHT NOW!! TELL ME AFTER THIS CHAPTER! >=(
Rarity: fine is this chapter really tha impor-
ME: YEEEESSS!
Rarity: :'(

"Nope nope nope noope SOO much nope!" I run for the door but a weird aura surrounded me and lifted me up. "DAMNIT!!!" I yelled as I floated back towards the filly. "WHY ME MAN!" I whined. "Because you are a human." She said as she put me back on the bed. "SO!" I was picnicking now. "Nopony has done it with a human before. Ill be the first ever." She then knocked me out.
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3rd person p.o.v. (-_-)
After sweetie belle knocked tasavion out she sighed and tied him up so when he wakes up he won't be able to escape. After she was done scootaloo and applebloom entered the room. "What problem are we talkin 'bout here? Our cutie mark problem?" Applebloom asked. Clearly excited. "Or is it that other thing we talked about?" Scootaloo asked with a serious expression. "Number two" said sweetie belle. The Orange filly nearly jumped into the roof. "Ha see I told you you owe me one bit appelbloom!" Scootaloo cheered. "Aww no fair..." applebloom said as she gave the jumping Orange filly one bit. "Ok now girls we are gunna be the first three ponies EVER to do it with a human." "You mean have sex with right?" Scootaloo interrupted. "Yes... that..." Sweetie belle said blushing. "You know you could have said that right?" Applebloom told sweetie. "Yeah the word is just... dirty..." then tasavion started to groan. "*gasp* he's waking up!" Applebloom said as the other two fillies turned towards him. "Ok today we become mares!" Sweetie said excited. "Dafuq? Where... why cant I move?! BRUH! OHMYGODIMGUNNADIEIMGUNNADIE!" Tasavion yelled. Then he turned to face the three fillies. "Oh no... no no no no! It's worse iM GUNNA GET RAPPED! OH SHIT! The three fillies turned to each other in confusion. "No you aren't... where are going to have sex with you." The Orange filly said. "We are gunna become mares!" Applebloom said. Tasavion started to panic and started desperately pulling on the blankets that held him down. "I dont think those are gunna hold..." scootaloo said. The blankets started to get loose then the not unites. Tasavion didn't waste any time he jumped out the bed and ran as fast as he could. He escaped. By the time he was gone they started to fight. "Sweetie belle why didn't you use you're magic to stop him? We was soo close and you blew it!" Scootaloo yelled. Sweetie didn't say a word. Then afte five minutes of silence she spoke. "We got to get him back...
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My p.o.v. (tasavion)
I did not stop running I think I got a few ponies worried but I really did not care. Then a blinding light flashed in my face and made me fall.when my vision finily came back I see some weird dragon, lion lookin thing staring at me. "Wha? What is thaaaat!?" "Well hello bald monkey." "Hey im no monkey!" "Then what are you?" "Im a frekin human never seen one before?" Then he looked at me closely. Then he started to examine me. Lookin at my arms, my hair, my legs, everything. Then he started to smile. The creepy smile. Then he snaps his fingers and I black out. AGAIN! ANI I JUST WOKE UP LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO!
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I groan and open my eyes. my vision was all blurry for about a minute then my vision finally comes back. When I focused on where I was I nearly puked. I was in a shed full of animal corpses and it smelled horrible. "Man I gotta get out of here. It stinks and there is blood, guts, bones, and brains. No not a place for me." When I started walking to the door it flings open revealing fluttershy with a chainsaw. "Oh my I told you not to come in my shed didn't I? Now im sorry but you are gunna die now." She starts her chainsaw and walks toward me I started to run but then a chair comes out of nowhere and I was all of a suddenly tied down into it. She held the chainsaw over her head and said "never come into my shed." Then she started to saw my body in half. My eyes snapped open and I jumped up off a bed sweating truckloads. "Thank god it was just a dream... wait where am I?" I was in some kind of house it looked really neat. nice bookshelves, spotless floors, and a king size bed. Then I see the dragon, lion lookin thing again. He did not look like a nice guy... "well before we get things started my name is discord. God of chaos. You're life wasn't looking too perfect and you are a human. Soo shake my hand and you will have you're old life back. You will have your family, friends, and none of this never happened. What do you say?

ANNND CLIFFHANGER!! should I shake his hand? Will I shake his hand? Find out next time on THE FIRST HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA!!! I always wanted to do that XD
Rarity: can I tell you now~
ME: ok what is it?
Rarity: guess what is round and hairy?
ME: fluffle puff of course!
Rarity: nope.
ME: what is it then?
Rarity: DEEZ NUTZ HA GATEEM!!!
ME: O_O