HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR MY PSYCHO ANGELS!!!!!! I tried to post this on the new years day buuut I didn't know that I used up all my xfinity wifi free passes this month .-.
RD: YOU COULD OF WENT TO THE OTHER WIFI SPOT CLOSER TO YOUR BUS STOP!!!
ME: BITCH THAT'S TOO FAR TO WALK AND IT WAS FREEZING COLD OUT THERE!!!
RD: DAFUQ THESE ARE YOU'RE READERS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!
ME: I KNOW THAT I WASN'T TRINA GET SICK OUT THERE shit got me fucked up.
RD: I GOT A DICK AND IM NOT AFRAID TO BITCH SLAP YOU WITH IT!!!
ME: DAFUQ!? U GOT A D!?
RD: YES!
ME: ._. Ew.
RD: .-. Fuk u m8 its bigger than yours.
ME: So what?
RD: the bigger the more pleasure. -_-
ME: u never even used it on others.
RD: but I fucked twilight.
ME: I don't beleve it -_-
RD: we can do it right here right now.
ME: bitch plz.
RD: TWILIGHT COME HERE FOR A SECOND!!!!
ME .-.
Twilight: what?
RD: Let's fuck.
Twilight: RIGHT HERE?! IN FRONT OF TASAVION!?
RD: eyup.
Twilight: ok.
ME: 0-0 wut...
1 hour later
RD: you are soo loud you know that.
Twilight: *blush* shut up.
RD: told you tasavion evidence.
ME: I am foever scared...
RD: BWAAHAHAHA U ASKED FOR IT!!
ME: DX
IF ANYONE WANT TO MEET ME OVER A XBOX ONE (if u have one) MY NAME IS BZ DERPEZZY *is not desperate for friends* I NEED FRIENDS!!! OK THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY SO *throws head around* LETS DO DIS SHIT!!!!! *falls*
3rd person pov
As applejack made her way into the basement a extremely strong stinch reaches her muzzle. She continues her way down the stairs quietly. She then hears a voice. "Screaming isn't going to help you when nopony can hear you silly, anyways where was I? Oh yeah the harvest."
Applejack's pov
(This means in her head ok? Ok.)
Was that pinkie?! No. It can't be pinkie. As I went to the last step I gasped. It was pinkie with blood all over her body. P-pinkie?
LOW ON IDEAS!!! 5% REMAINING MUST RECHARGE!!!
MERRY VERRY LATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!! I GOT A WII U! WHOO I GOT SUPER SMASH BROS WII U, AND MK8 (mario kart 8 not mortal kombat) BUT WHATEVER
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME MY PSYCHO ANGELS!!!!!!
Flutters~
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the first human in equestria
FanfictionA boy named tasavion Thompson has a smooth going life, untill he gets pulled into a world of muli-color talking horses... (THE BEGINING SUCKS DX)
