the first human in equestria

chapter 2

"Ugh what happened to me? I feel... different.... OH WOW A REGULAR FRIKIN DAY TURNS INTO THIS CRAP!? LIKE REALLY!? Wait... WHERE'S MY BOARD? Oh it's right behind me. I feel stupid right now." I stand up but then I fall. "The crap?" I tried again but failed misralbly (you know what I mean.) "Oh...my... god... I CAINT FEEL MAH TOES! OR MY FINGAS!" I then see six ponies approach me. "Ok before any of you guys talk ...DAFAQ IS GOIN ON HERE?! "You are in equestria." I looked at my hands I was soo happy they where still there, and so was my toes! "Who are you?" "I am princess twilight sparkle this is Fluttershy." She pointed to a light yellow pony with a pink Maine. "And this is pinke" she then pointed to a pink pony that had a pink Maine and seems to be hyper right now because she was bouncing up and down. "This is rainbow dash" she pointed to a cyan Pegasus pony with a rainbow Maine. "This is rarity" she pointed to a marsh mellow pony with a curly purple maine to me she seems to be a diva. "And this is apple jack"she pointed to a orange pony with a golden yellow Maine and had on a cowboy hat on. "Apple jack? great.... now I want some apple jacks..." (XD) I mumbled to myself. "WHY AM I HERE?!" I yelled with complete confusion in my tone. "You will learn soon enough... Tasavion Thompson." With that she left with her six friends. WHAT!? HOW DOES SHE KNOW MY NAME?! Bruh..."before I know it another me popped up in front of me "OHMYGOSH ARE YOU ME? BUT-" "I'm the future you. you need to get out of here!" "Out of this house here or out of this world here?" "The second second one. You have been kiddnaped and will most likely die here, SO YOU MUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE 3 WEEKS OK!" He disapeared. (idk if i spelled it right) I decided to leave. I was walking instead of riding my board because I needed the walk. I walk by a dark alley and see a pony recording something to someone I took a closer look. "Hello I'm fluttershine I'm have a good life here in equestria. Nice ponies, beautiful places, and some action goes on from time to time." I then hear a colt say "hey you you lost?" Then I hear the worst thing I ever heard in my entire life. "Go away or I will chop you're dick off and shove it so deep in your throat you would shit it out of your nose got it?" My mouth dropped and hit the floor. "Oh god this place is horrible..." I kept on walking when fluttershine stopes me. "You where east dropping on me weren't you? STAY OUT OF MY BUSNESS IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TILL YOU ARE A FUCKING DEAD THEN FEED YOU TO THE THREE HEADED DOG IN TAURUS AND WHEN HE SHIT YOU OUT IM GUNNA COME BACK AND FUKING BURN YOU GOT ME!?" I was really scared of her... really no joke. "O-ok but you will fail if you try." She gave me a death stare and walk away saying "we will see soon enough." I continued my walk till I seen a apple farm. "Sweet apple acres huh?" I asked myself. Then I walked into the apple farm. While I was walking I seen something weird. Applejack and Fluttershy was making out. I quickly pulled out my phone and took picks. ( ooohhh appleshy ship? XDDD) this was too good to miss! The I see Fluttershy look dead at me... she gave me a you like what you see look and just stared at me. The she grabbed Apple Jack's flank then gave me a you want some look. I ran out of the apple farm. "OHMYGOSH I CANT WAIT TO TELL TWILIGHT THIS!"
~~~fluttershy's POV ~~~~
I can't believe I just did that! Poor human I hope I didnd hurt his feelings. I'll go check on him later.
MY POV
I'm finally here I opened the door to the library and see twilight and rainbow dash reading together. "Hi twilight hi rainbow. They didn't awenser so I just sat in the couch with them and Said nothing. Then they start kissing IN FEONT OF ME!!! Then the started to lean on me kissing. I was like oh... my... GOD!! But then they started to fukin moan. When I looked back at them the where really having sex leaning on me. Then I heard painting "oh god I'm gotta get out of here" "you wanna join?" Asked rainbow I couldn't move my body. "Uhh i-i" I couldn't even talk! Well there's no way I'm leaving anytime soon. Even if I wanted to I couldn't. "Guess that's a yes" twilight said. (I'm no clopper u no need to worry) I'm soo happy that i escaped that I really jumped in joy I then see fluttershine running in tears so I decided to chase her down and that's what I did. "Fluttershine! Are you Ok?" She pulls out a knife "how do you know my name? I east dropped on you remember?" "I'm going to kill you if you don't go." "Fine I'm just trying to make some friends that don't want to have sex with me." I'm going to count to three if you are still here by then-" " I know you will kill me so I'm going ok?" So I left
In the rainbow factory
Rainbow dash was summoned to the owner of the factory for a mission. "You wanted me sir?" "Yes I have a mission for you" "what kind of mission?" She ask. " I want you to catch something that can make the most beautiful rainbow you ever seen." "What is it?" " a human named Tasavion Thompson.
In pinkey's basement
Pinke gets taken over by pinkemina so she can make some more cupcakes. "Silly pinke you are too weak to defend youreself against me. Now about this human named Tasavion Thompson." Pinkemina licks her lifts and images what a human flavor cupcake would taste like. And drool a bit. "I can't wait to hear how he screams in pain.
At twilight's room
Twilight I studying humans as spike cleaned up. "Wow I never knew humans are so complex. I might need some hooves-on experimentation. Foe science of course. Hehe I can't wait till he comes back." She does a demonic smile thinking of the things she would study like the organs or their tissue and other things.
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Ok that sums up this chapter. Man I already have next chapter planned out I would go on but my fingers hurt. Oh yeah I'm mixing up "my horrible life" my discontinued fanfic to this one tell me how you like it and vote. Plzzz!
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