the first human in equestria

chapter 4

HAHAHAHAAA
Twilight: what?
ME: DERP!!!
Twilight: -_- wow...
ME: I KNOW IM SOO SMART!
Twilight: please start the chapter.
ME: fine...

Previously on first human in equestria
SHUT UP NARRATOR EVERYONE ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!
aww...

Tassvion's P.O.V.
"I finally made it to the castle!" I yelled. When I opened the door I saw twilight standing in the middle of the room with a freaking knife! "Twilight? Why do you have a knife?!" "I... need... more..." Ok I was not scared... I WAS FUCKIN TERRIFIED! " m-more what exactly?" She looked up at me with bloodshot eyes "INFORMATION!!" She charged at me with full speed. I'm so happy I was not inside yet I slammed the door and ran for my life.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIT!!!!" I looked back to see twilight chasing me. "YOU CANT ESCAPE ME TASAVION!!!" She yelled I decided to run to the everfree forest and hide.
10 min later
I run into the everfree forest and hide behind a tree. My plan worked she lost me the moment I entered. "WHERE ARE YOU!?" she yelled then she lit up her horn. "Shit. I should have used my horn to catch him. Damnit" she facehooved. I then snuck out and went to a cottage I seen before I entered the forest and knocked on the door. No response. so I knocked again. Then Fluttershy opens the door. "Oh hi Mr Tasavion what are you doing here?" She asked clearly confused. " can I stay here for a while?" "Why?" I really wish she never asked that. "Well twilight is kind trying to kill me for some research..." " I know twilight would never ever do such a horrible thing." "I know it's hard to beleve I lost her in the everfree. And I thought she was supposed to be princess of friendship not a killer. But can I plz at least stay the night?" "Ok I'll let you stay the night but I have rules."
5 min later
"And the last rule is don't I mean DONT go in my shed ok?" She smiled. "Ok I'll just go to sleep I'll be out of you're hair fresh in the morning." And with that I went to sleep.

I was playing call of duty advanced warfare with tobyias and my bro in law ronie was playing warframe. When the game ended we decided to gather our longboarding group and ride around for an hour or two. When the whole group arrived we all voted to go downtown. Then when we reached downtown we went down this huge hill. We was going so fast then I tripped and flew into a portal. I was all of a suddenly in a factory hooked up to this strange machine. Then It started to pull my arms and legs apart. Then I seen a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow Maine evilly laughing the my arms and legs ripped off. Then I heard "that's one bright rainbow."
I jump up I a cold sweat and breathing hard. "That was the worst dream ever..." I turn around to see a worried Fluttershy staring at me. "Are you Ok? I just came to get some water and I seen you jump up." "Yeah just a nightmare. No worries." "Nightmares are horrible how can you say no worries like it's nothing?" " I've been having them for almost a whole year so I'm used to them." "If you want you can sleep with me I don't mind." "No thanks. Thank you for the offer tho." She smiled and went back to sleep. I sighed and layed down. I couldn't sleep so I look out the window and I seen twilight finally coming out the forest. "Why was twilight in the forest?" I nearly shit myself. "Fluttershy you scared the crap out of me." "Oh I'm sorry I was just checking on you. But why was twilight in the forest?" She asked again. "I told you I lost her in the forest." "Oh she really was trying to kill you..." she hugged me and went back to her room. I went to sleep.
Next day
I woke up peaceful this time no cold sweat, no heavy breathing. Nothing. I got up to smell a smell I never woke up to. The smell of pancakes. I sat up and leaned back on the chair thinking about how my life just went downhill. I quickly came back to reality when Fluttershy tapped my shoulder. "Breakfast is ready." I got out of the couch and sat down at the table. 'Man I haven't had a freshly made pancake in years! Thanks Fluttershy." She smiled and ate her pancakes and I ate mine. Then I feel something hitting my foot. I look down to see a cute little bunny hitting my foot. "Aww a bunny!" Then the bunny gave me a death stare. It creeped me out. "Oh you mean angel?" She asked "that ain't no angel." I thought to my self.
30 min later
"Thanks for letting me stay at your house Fluttershy I really appreciate it. I then left the cottage.

(A freakin tiny piece of my roof hit my nose XD these people upstairs are soo loud every night something falls up there idk what they are even doing I barley could sleep last night cuz of constant banging I was like what are they doing?! I fell asleep at like 5:27 or something. Ugh! Ok sorry I just hat to tell y'all BACK TO THE STORY!)
10 min later
I ran into pinke and she asked me to come over and help her bake cupcakes. I READ CUPCAKES!! But I think I might go Cuz well, I love cupcakes! She said to meet her at 5:00 p.m. after I talked to pinke I seen twilight walking with a book floating in front of her. "Well here goes nothing." I ran over to twilight. (I know she tried to kill me but she can't kill me in public!) "You know reading and walking is dangerous?" She looked at me with a face full of hate. " you know you could die right here right now right?" "Oh come on you can't kill me In public! You already know that!" I said. "Go away." She said angrily. "Ok I said and I left. Then I run into rainbow dash. She was in my dream... "sup Tasavion. How's it goin?" "O-ok" she looked around then came close to me. "You free today?" She asked. "No I'm baking cupcakes with pinke today. Why?" "Shit... how about tomorrow?" "Yeah I'm free tomorrow why are you asking me this?" I asked a bit confused and scared. "Ok tomorrow I want to meet you outside my house. Ok?" "Ok... what time..." "let's say umm 3:00?" "Ok I'll see you tomorrow then." She smile and fly off. "Ok then... I don't know what the fuck is happening anymore..." then rarity came up to me and dragged me to her house not saying anything. "You know what I don't even care anymore..." I mentally told myself that I'm just gunna let stuff happen. When she finally stopped dragging me I wan in a place with dresses and Manicans everywhere. Then she picked me up with her magic and drop me on a bed and... leave? Then I heard muffled voices. "Sweetie I have a little gift for you upstairs since you are in heat!" "What!? How did you know?!" " I'm your sister and I heard you last night." "Oh that's how... what is is a dildo, a vibrator?" "Dafuq?" I whispered to myself "just go see for yourself." I then heard hoovsteps getting louder and louder. The the door opens slowly. I just sat there she's she poked her little head in. "A human?" I then notice how short she was. "IS THIS A FUCKING CHILD!?" I yell in my head. "Hey rarity!" "Yes sweetie?" "Can my friends join?" "Yes of course they can" the filly ran into the room and jumped on the bed and pulled out a phone. "Apple bloom get scoodaloo and come over our problems are about to be solved.

Bruh I wanna continue this chapter Cruz my goal was to make it to 2000 words but my keyboard is lagging so hard right now so I'll need to end it here and continue this next chapter
Till next chapter my psycho angels!
~tyson