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HELLO MY PSYCHO ANGELS! ! IM BACK TO BRING YOU THE TRUE END OF THIS BOOK! YAAY WE MADE IT, I made it actually cuz NOPONY wanted to help with this story -_-

LYRA: HEY I wasn't here when you was making it ;^;

ME: I wasn't referring to you babe, I was talking about a certain mare that represents skittles.

LYRA: is that a human food?

ME: yes (";^;)

LYRA: CAN YOU MAKE ANY????

ME: no. ;-;

LYRA: dang. Oh well, hey aren't you supposed to be writing?

ME: IM WRITING OUR CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW!!! XD

LYRA: THEN STOP AND WRITE YOU STORY!

ME: OK!

LYRA: and after that we can 'explore' each other~

ME: U LYIN (0-0)

LYRA: nope im serous,  hurry up... I don't want to wait too long~

ME: YES, don't worry ill stop at 25% and come~

LYRA: when is 25%?

ME: right now~

LYRA: oh hoho rushy much?~

ME: you have no idea~

[Next day irl and in a/n thingie]

OK HERE WE GO FHIEQ FINAL CHAPTER!! [That pic, its fluttershine.  Just imagine her being sky blue and the rose dark blue] WITH THAT BEING SAID,LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!!

(P.s. lyra was amazing last night ;3 hooves really can make a guy feel pleasure)

            Tasavion's P.O.V
"P-pinkie?" I instantly open my eyes when I heard that familiar voice. "A-applejack?" I'm finally gunna get saved! And when I get out of here, I'm gettin the fuck out of here I ain't staying any longer... "thank god you're he-" I look at applejack and she's... smiling. 

She's smiling like a maniac staring dead at me. Pinkie walked up and said  "oh yeah, silly me, I forgot to tell you that applejack here also kill ponies just like me, but we use them for diffrent things. I use them for my cupcakes, she use them for fertilizer for her apples." This is it for me... im dead, unless another pony come and save the day somehow, im dead. "Well fuck, im dead..." applejack and pinkie started laughing. Applejack spoke first after regaining her breath.

"Well im gunna be honest,  I really enjoyed knowin ya, sorry it has ta end like this." "Go fuck yourself you fucking box of cereal." I spat at her. Pinkie gasped. "That foul mouth you have!" I glare at pinkie "so what? Im about to die so im not in the best fucking mood you piece of dubinfibain shit!" (I didnt know how to spell it but I found it on a youtube video and I esntef to put it here XD)

Pinkie giggles "aj would you like to?" Pinkie holds up a scalpel.  "Of course I would" aj takes the scalpel and walks over to me. "Say one more curse wo-" "bicth" I interrupt. Aj just grins like a maniac "looks like you don't deserve that mouth wit that kind of language." She somehow grabs my lips and... kisses me. Then she put the little knife to them and starts to 'remove' them.

The pain, oh god I can't explain it. It was the number one most painful thing you can ever feel, ITS MORE PAINFUL THEN GETTING YOUR BALLS KICKED! Believe me, I know. When my lips was off I passed out.

Moments later I woke up with a burst of energy. "Aww poor little thing, couldn't even stay awake." Aj cooed. "F-fuckin 'ell mate..." I barley say. Pinkie just giggles. "Well I guess I can get my research on the human body, oh celestia this is gunna be soo much fun!" That voice I knew all too well. "And here's the smart ass.." I look up at twilight "oh how rude you hairless monkey." She says back" I glare at her "fight me bitch." She just laughs at me. "All bark, no bite." She slyly states. "NIGGA I CAN'T MOVE!" Twilight just laughs more. Aj starts cutting my stomach open, not the Y thing doctors do. Its more violent. She's tearing my belly apart.  Once again, I paased out.

I wake up with an extreme pain in my stomach. I look down to see my orgins inside my stomach. Oh god, that was soo nasty, I puked. Yeah I puked, all over aj. "Eww gross" I hesr her say. Twilight walks up and starts poking and examining my insides. It feels weird. then she punches my bladder,  oh god...

                  ???'s P.O.V
it's been two months,  two months since I seen tasavion. I was walking back home from granny's house when I seen a weird sky blue remote with a little red buttion on the side of the road. "What the fuck?" I pick up the thing and take it home. I opened the door to hear my son crying. "NOBIE! WHY AIN'T YOU TAKE MY SON UP STAIRS LIKE I ASKED YOU TO!?" I groan "Whatever, now, what does this thing do?" I push the button and a light blue portal shows up in front of me. "This is probably where tasavion is..." I push the  button again and the portal dissapeares.  "I must get ready, and tell everybody I found my little bro...

       Tasavion's P.O.V
I can't believe im still alive, slowly dying, but alive. Almost 3 hours since they started tourchering me. (Idk how to dpell that, DONT JUDGE MEH >~<) my body was bruised, cut, bleeding everywhere. I gave up home at the 2 hour point. When they was just about to kill me the basement door came fallng down the stairs. "Oh joy, another psycho bitch came to join the party" I weakly say. Then I passed out, the last words I heard was... "you sick bastards"

*WE INTERRUPT THIS FOLLOWING PROGRAM WITH BREAKING NEWS, A PONY NAMED FLUTTERSHINE IS WORRIED THAT HER CREATOR HAS GIVEN UP ON HER*

ME: GOD DAMNIT SHINE!!!

                    On tv

FLUTTERSHINE: I-i think that he just like s-stoped writing my book. I-im scared he might have g-given up on me... *crys*

NEWS PONY: what a cruel human, anyway-

            *tv turns off*

ME: GOD DAMNIT SHINE IM JUST FINISHING MY FUCKIN BOOK! (";^;) get yo shit right...

I AM STILL WRITING THE LIFE OF FLUTTERSHINE im just finishing this one (">~<)
   
     BACK TO THE STORY!!!

I wake up un a bed, with bandages all over my body. Well no shit me im in a fucking hosbital... but how? The last thing I remember I was about to die. Oh well "IM ALIVE NYYGAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted in glee, that made my chest hurt badly. It was worth it tho because the last ponies I ever thought would care about me ran in the room. Twilight and fluttershine... "OH SHIT HEEEEEEEELLLPPP THEY GUNNA KILL ME!" Twilight quickly covers my mouth. "We mean no harm, I acually wanted to tell you something." Dafuq she wanted to tell me instead of kill me? "First, fluttershine saved your flank so you should thank her. second, a group of humans arrived at equestria." I ignored the first one but the second one... "how many of them?" "Four, including a newborn baby" oh my god they are here...

ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THANK YOU IF YOU READ THIS FAR, as I see some people gave up on me ;_; how sad... BUT ANYWAYS  IF YOU COMMENT "IM STILL HERE!" THEN I WILL FOLLOW YOU! THAT'S HOW I WILL SHOW HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU NOT GIVING UP ON ME! I really do hope somebody does... BOOK TWO WILL BE NAMED "the return to earth (fhieq sequal)" OK I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THE REQUEST BOOK, HERE, THE RETURN TO EARTH, THE LIFE OF FLUTTERSHINE, PONY TALK, AND UPCOMING BOOKS!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

flutters~

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