Noel Noa loved soccer.
He loved it a lot. That was obvious.
...
However.
redespacito: istg i just saw lavinho jump off a railing
crumpets: we got railings??
He did not like his coworkers. Not at all, in fact.
lavinie: ONG THAT RAILING WAS LIT
crumpets: shit i might have to try
Deciding to jump into the conversation and keep something bad from happening, Noel Noa tuned out the drabbles of... Iga... Igu...
Yup.
hohoho: you're setting a bad example for the child
ouioui: y'all act like i ain't 17 and a half
crumpets: 17 AND A HALF 💀💀💀
redespacito: i thought you were still 10 years old
lavinie: 🤨he was 10 7 years ago mf thats how that works
ouioui: :((((((
hohoho: dont try sad shit with me
hohoho: im already pissed talking to iga
crumpets: who??
hohoho: the bald one
lavinie: i know a lot of bald mfs
redespacito: like prince in 5 years
crumpets: SHUT UP
ouioui: im surprised there were no bald jokes aimed at me
redespacito: you bald as fuck too i aint even gonna lie
lavinie: 💀💀💀
hohoho: no hes actually built like loki
hohoho: just worse
redespacito: so loki
ouioui: WHAT DID I DO??
crumpets: NAHH THE JULIAN SLANDER IS CRAZYY 💀
"Um, Noa? Did you hear what I just said?" Iga-something asked, scratching the back of his bald ass head like a fool. Noa stared at him for a moment, processing the information he just received.
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Humortea: why you talking as if you ain't built like a keebler elf crumpets: FOUL 💀💀 ------ The pros of blue lock behind cameras (bars). written on pure impulse, don't come after me lmao
