It was official.
Chris Prince hated Nagi Seishirou.
This shit was getting insane. Almost as insane as Nagi's belief that Reo still loved him, but definitely not as insane as Chris was from the aforementioned Nagi's blind bullshit. Chris Prince was revered for his epic kindness, but being kind was difficult when faced with an absolute clusterfuck.
Lucky for him, he had managed to coax Ego into letting him leave for a while. He swore up and down he was just going to the nearest store, and after much persuasion, the egoistic stick allowed him to depart.
Agi was in charge.
"And I was like, shut the fuck up Nagi, no wonder he fucking hates you," Chris spoke into his phone as his gloved hands dragged themselves down shelves. He needed a pack of cigarettes or Noel Noa would skin him alive.
"That's more than understandable. Mate takes 2 steps forwards and 3 steps back." Adam Blake responded through the microphone. As a mild NagiReo shipper on copium, he cringed whenever the white-haired individual appeared on the screen. Everyone did, it was so bad.
"I can tell Chigiri doesn't wanna be there, and I understand that. I swear, if something like what happened a couple of days ago happens again I'm beating him up in the cafeteria."
"You have to bring me in as a witness for the Trial of Nagi Seishirou. I have to see it in person. I'm invested."
From the other side of the phone, Chris heard a muffled 'me too.' Probably Pablo.
"Bet." Chris finally stumbled upon the cigarette section. There were too many brands for him to count. "Unrelated question. Do you know what kind of cigarettes Noa likes?"
Silence for a moment. "No."
"Damn," Chris muttered. "Anyways, Anri told me that the whole trial thing was Ego's idea. It probably won't happen anyways. I'm counting on it not happening. My brain can't take it anymore. How's Luna? Alive."
Chris began to take one of each brand from the shelves, just for variety. Maybe he could start a business selling cigarettes in Blue Lock. Or he'd get arrested.
"He was overreacting. Now he's barely noticed anything's wrong. Like—hold on, he's screaming."
Chris hummed into the microphone as he finished picking out his variety of cigarettes for Noel Noa's perusal. Walking to the cashier, he slammed down his basket, and then pulled out his credit card, slamming that down, too.
"Oh my fucking god," Adam exclaimed. "Chris, you need to get back."
"Why? What?" Chris questioned as he took his credit card back from the cashier, picking up his 14 cigarette packs before leaving the store. His scarf fluttered in the wind.
"The kids were like having a party because you weren't there."
"That's not too bad," Chris muttered.
"NO! Now the fanged motherfucker from Bastard Munchen is beating up Nagi!"
Chris wanted to jump off a fucking bridge. His pace increased as he ran towards the pentagonal building in the distance, praying to the lord above for even a semblance of normalcy. Sending a quick goodbye, he ended the call as the group chat opened up instinctively.
shahaha: NOA GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE
hohoho: why
gemini: THIS SHIT IS CRAZY LMAOO
redespacito: whats going on
chucky: OK SO PRINCE LEFT TO GET SOMETHING
chucky: SO ALL THE KIDS LEFT AFTER CURFEW TO GO TO SOME PARTY
chucky: AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE PARTY NAGI WAS TRYING TO TALK TO REO AGAIN
ouioui: oh no
chucky: AND THEN RAICHI WALKED UP AND DECKED HIM IN THE FACE
lavinie: LMAOOO
gemini: STOPP THEYRE ACTUALLY FIGHTING NOW
shahaha: guys why isnt reo doing anything
chucky: EVERYONE IS SCREAMING
chucky: ISAGI IS TRYING TO GET HIM OFF BUT HE WONT STOP
redespacito: i do not give a fuck rn
redespacito: its like 12am
hohoho: do i really have to do anything
lavinie: im not gonna
ouioui: im going back to sleep
hohoho: gn
redespacito: night
lavinie: sweet dreams
gemini: HELP RAICHI COLLAPSED
chucky: EGO ELECTROCUTED HIM
shahaha: CHRIS PLEASE YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE
tea: this shit is wild fr fr
hohoho: ill deal with it in the morning
redespacito: im not paid enough to do anything
lavinie: is the music hype?
gemini: yeah
lavinie: ok good
ouioui: i can smell the discord from here
tea: go back to sleep
ouioui: dont worry loki is
lavinie: 🤨🤨🤨
redespacito: who tf are we talking to then
ouioui: 🙃
tea: hell to the no
gemini: HELP PRINCE JUST SHOWED UP
a/n: yall this was straight based off of euphoria
best believe nagi has a big storm coming
is loki possessed??? maybe lmao
i bet yall cant guess what the name of the gc is
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Humortea: why you talking as if you ain't built like a keebler elf crumpets: FOUL 💀💀 ------ The pros of blue lock behind cameras (bars). written on pure impulse, don't come after me lmao
