titanic 2.0 (shitpost)

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no I've never watched the titanic but I know one scene.

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Wind Archer held Fire Spirit off the edge of the ship, Fires arms out wide.

''I FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY!''

''Isn't it wonderful?''

''Yeah!!''

''Do you wanna actually fly?''

''...Uhhh sur-''

Wind Archer proceeded to throw fire spirit off the ship and wiped his hands.

''AAAAAA-''

fire spirit drowned and moonlight walked over and was like..

''...Wind, did you just throw fire spirit off the ship-''

''Yeah.''

''Why?''

''Because he wanted to fly and I wanted him gone, he's heavy as fuck and I couldn't hold him any longer.''

''I-''

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fat fuck fire spirit real.

bye.

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