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SUNNY TELLS KEL THE TRUTH OMG ANGSTY

Hey I've lost my shit so here

I've gotten high on fucking skittles!!!! Omg!!!!

This is implied suntan ish

OMORI SPOILERS!!!1!1!1

TW: Sewer side mention + pushing ppl down the stairs

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Snuuy : hey kel guess what happend to mu sister

Kale: What happen i actually dont care but wannna make u happy 😻 

Snu: *ignores smapthy 

Snu: Me pushed her down the staris and we didn wan to guys to know so bagel helpe cover up bye hanged

Kill: HOLD ON WHA-

Nunus: yeah isnt it gret now I depres!!11!1!

Kloe: That's actually sa d sunun w-we need to get you to a theraps...

Nus: Therps are for absolute child's name brazil (NO OFFEMCE)

Klaesey: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but you need it and ill go with u as an emotional support bf

Sunsun my beloved: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but you're not my bf also ur not very supportive... 

yesleK: OOH YEAH I- I MEAnT BEST FRIND SRRYY

Susie Sheep: ew bad gramer you need gramarl™ (not sponsered!!!11!1) also ur pretty ugly and nasty nglll

Kel: WHAT?!?!? WHAT ABT THE ORAN JO??!?

Sun from Fnaf so real (no this is actuakly sunny): ew that's even uglier than you and you pretty ugly 🥱

Kelsey desoto the hottest : NAHH THIS KID REALLY SAID THAT!!!!!1!111! LOOK IN A MIRROR EL BOZO 💅🏽

Sunset shimmer so slae actually the slayest: Aww you're so sweet how about you do that to!!1!

Kale veggie: awwww i hope you fall down the strairs just like your sister

Skye from papa troll ong: but I hope bazil hangs youuu <333

Celery stick: JUST A REMINDER UR GOING TO ACH EE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!! ALSO UR GAE DATS AGAINS BIBBLE!!

Sunny bunnies: how dare you. Yo also gae you might fo two..

Kel: But u gaer 

Sun: Im actually bi soooo get it right?!?!

Kell: Oj im actually gé srry

Sonny: So u gay and ugly alr alr 🥱

Killsey: WAIT I- I-I-I- THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES FOREVISES?!!!?1?!?!?!!

Sunny: We are 😂

Kel: NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MARI-?!

Sunny: shhh

Kel: NO BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR SISTER 😭😭😭

sunny ☠️☠️: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Sunny's dadd- : STILL YOU MIGHT GOT JAIL SUNUNSUS 😰😰

Sunny Desoto 😳📸: im never answering the door for you again.. (says in emo voice)

( p l a y s  v e r y  e m o  m u s i c  l o u d l y )

Kelsey Suzuki 😵😵😵:  W-w-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-wwait snuuy.... *blushes uwu*

Sunny Mc Sunsun: w-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-wwhat kel...

Kel: Stop i can't let Go you really got me down bye bye too much too much oh yeah 🤩🤩 (lyrics from smoke it off by Lumi Athena)

Sunny: what the fuck.

——-NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENS——

Sunny: w-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-ww-w-wwhat Kel...

Kel: i.... I love you... u pretty cute... uwuwuwu.

Suny: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b—bb—bb- but i thought you no like because am gay and might go ache ee double hock stic and kil sister 😰 but ok i love yuo too omg <333

Kel: omg for realzies ?? Okie then ilysm my stupid bozo you are my cotton ball twig honey muffin goofy goober marshmallow kitty cat pookie bear no one else could ever compare!!1!!!11!111 Oh btw I forgive you ofc ❤️

Sunny: woah then slæ Iloveyoutoo i love you so much imma push you down the stairs while i sewer side so we can b happy family together in the afterlife 😍

Kel: omg ur so sweet quit flirting your makeing me blush omg?!?!?!?!?!

Sunny: no u >/////w/////<

(Oh lord how high am I)

Kel: wait so im top right

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Kel: Right

Sunny: wait what 

Kel: I said am I top

Sunny: No

Kel: Why

Sunsun: Because the adorable ship name I obvi made is called SunKel and my name is first so stfu 😍

Kel: What about KelSun Actually no that's trash

Sunset shimmer emo version: Exactly also when we get married you're stealing my last name

Kel: W H Y

SuN: Because you stole my heart uwu

Kel: ok bæb

Then they got married and made out at target 🤩

The end

And remember kids

All kel memes are canon.

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I'm st school so I'm drunk af

Coming up next is a Pokémon chatfic with our gay boys named ash and goh

Koharu has volunteered to join us

So stay tuned bye bye gays 🤩

359 words uwu