Chapter 18 They were roommates

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"You've LOST IT—!"

"Chuuya! You PROMISED!"

"I didn't think you were gonna go overboard! I thought you just wanted a PICTURE!"

"Yes! But you have to make the right expression! How is this supposed to last me a whole YEAR?!"

Packing Dazai up for college has been a disaster.Chuuya is sitting on his knees on Dazai's bed, glaring at his boyfriend with his hands on his hips. Dazai leaves for Kyoto at the end of the weekend—and he's not exactly been happy about the move, but...Now he's almost manic.

"Look, I said you could take a picture of me—"

"—but I don't know what else you want from me. I'm wearing the jersey—" he gestures to the way it's dangling all the way to the middle of his thighs, lifting up a finger, "I'm smiling," he lifts up another finger.

"—you were smiling—"

"AND—"

Chuuya holds up a third finger, "—you have a camera! That's all you need to take the damn picture!"

"No, Chuuya, no—" Dazai pouts. "You aren't looking at this from the right angle."

"What angle should I—?!"

"Imagine—I'm at university, I'm meeting new people, and they ask—Dazai-san, a handsome son of a gun like you must have an adorable girlfriend waiting at home—!"

"—but you DON'T—!"

"—and then I say, 'Ah, I have my Chuuya-chan!'"

Chuuya turns maroon. "When have you ever called me chan—!"

"And THEN I pull out my wallet—"

"—I thought you were just gonna put this on Instagram?!"

"And I have a picture of the most gorgeous man in the world, staring into the camera with an endearing expression, biting his lip, maybe a little bit of a blush wouldn't hurt—"

"—this keeps getting more complicated—"

"And then they all bow down to me with jealousy, because they all can see I have stolen the best boyfriend in the world for myself—"

"Dazai, shut up—!"

"Or," Dazai smiles, drumming his fingers against the camera sinisterly. "You could have a rival."

"A what?!"

"Some beautiful college girl, intent on stealing my heart away from you—"

"—this isn't a shoujo, Dazai—!"

"And then when I pull out this picture, her hopes and dreams are crushed, because she knows she can't compete!"

Chuuya pauses.Dazai catches his breath.

Oh my god.

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