absolutely love valentine's day i do. its brilliant. my friend has her birthday and i get to see loads of happy couples. bloody brilliant!
It was, at long last, Valentine's day! Orbot and Cubot were nowhere to be seen, Apple and Onion didn't fight once, Scarecrow and Ariel were always within sight of their partner and whatever Hitoshi-san and Bokutachi-san were doing, it was certainly in the name of love. Waluigi and Doris were on their phones for a large portion of the day, catching up with their long distance lovers. The rest of the house was either celebrating Palentine's, being miserable, or they were jupitercl0uds.
jupiter spent from 6:30 - 7:30 telling Tails about the Monster High film 'Why do ghouls fall in love?' and explaining why the concept art for 'everyone's favourite gay, womanizing vampire' was an obsession of theirs for several months. The next hour had been spent getting birthday gifts and writing a card for their friend Isabelle. In school, they had their fair share of moments they enjoyed. There was Eve and Oliver, cute as always, as well as seeing all of the year 7s who had managed to get gifts. Finally, once xe had arrived home at the Prower household, there was so much love around. They had, unfortunately, begun to have an embarrasing and sudden wave of what was probably lust.
'Tails. You are one of my best friends in this fic, I've gone over this,' xe said.
'You know, whenever you bring that up, either something catastrophic or something wonderful happens,' replied Tails.
'Ok, so, um, Bill Cipher and Papyrus... are... k-k-k-kinda...'
'I don't know if this is a good sign, but I don't really expect too different by this point.'
'Oh. I'm still going to force you to hear me out. Ok, so yellow triangle guy is already a Tumblr sexyman, which I think justifies itself, and Papyrus is like the skeleton himbo autism wizard. He's literally perfect. I'm not going to even going on about orange plasma or anything, I just think he'd be pretty cool.'
'What do you mean by orange plasma?'
'Tails, you're 8, albeit about 38, but still technically 8. You do not need to know.'
Waluigi heard 'orange plasma' and immediately yelled 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
'I'll take your advice on that one,' said Tails.
AHAENAEKRFJBSHSHSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MINECRAFT SOUNDTRACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO NOSTALGIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CRYING PATHETICALLY
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 6
Fanfictionvolumes 1 - 5 are on my profile A wedding! Christmas! jupitercl0uds fulfills a promise in time? That's right, this is back off hiatus, and with plenty more crazy stories to be told. I mean, considering the new additions to the cast, who wouldn't wan...
