The garden was a pebbly place. It was small, only about a half a kilometer long, and had a wooden fence surrounding it. You could see the neighbours' houses to the right, where the fence shrunk. If the house was in the right place, then the neighbours' houses would include the house of jupitercl0uds' childhood best friend, Molly Smith. However, the house was not in the right place, and instead, was atop a small, grassy hill. So in retrospect, it was a little ignorant to say that there were neighbours' houses to the right of the fence when there were no neighbours to begin with. The actual garden itself was paved with mossy stone tiles and had a large patch of pebbles. On the paved parts were deck chairs and on the tiles was an apple tree and a broken barbeque that had last been used in 2011.
A small tent had been set up that day, made from sticks and a big tarpaulin. Outside of it, was a sign that read 'Autism HQ (only hot people allowed)' and inside was about half of the Prower household.
'So why are we here?' asked Doris.
'Because all of us are autistic,' replied jupitercl0uds.
'Well, yeah, but why do we all of a sudden need an autism HQ?' asked Cubot.
'FOR THE AUTISM CLUB! We are all going to harness the secret super powers we have inside of us and REVOLT (but everyone else in the house can stay). Doris, you have your mad skills, Orbot, Cubot, Clank, you are super cool robots, Knuckles and Sticks, you're really good fighters, Tails, you're-'
'Ash, I think we get the picture.' said Tails. 'Are you being serious?'
'No, I made this so that we can all infodump and stuff. And then we all have to quote Syndrom from the Incredibles and say "You sly dog, you got me monologuing!" unless you don't want to.'
'So, who's going first?' asked Waluigi.
'I WILL PLEASE SORRY THANK YOU!' said jupiter. 'Ok, so I'm not going to spend long on this, BUT...'
Xe went on to talk about why rises the moon is a brilliant song, why Dr Pepper needs to be £1.60 again at Sainsbury's local near school instead of £1.80 and why What's new, Scooby-Doo? is the best incarnation of Scooby-Doo. Waluigi, shocked to hear that his bestie loved What's new, Scooby-Doo so much, gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of joy.
if you cant tell ive been doing :muscle: serious writing :muscle: while i was gone
also it was really fun and nostalgic to describe my old garden! if any of my family members are reading, 1) stop 2) sorry if i got things wrong i havent been there since 2015
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