'WALUIGI! Lend me your ears!' said jupitercl0uds. Tails sighed.
'You are an eccentric, somewhat self-centred man with a thin but large, pointy moustache who is an in-universe bad guy that wears predominantly purple, considers himself incredibly attractive and has a large fanbase, predominantly on tumblr and twitter, that also finds him attractive, aren't you?' xe continued. Waluigi nodded in agreement to the incredibly specific description of himself.
'Then let me introduce you to King Dice, an eccentric, somewhat self-centred-'
'Alright, Ash, I think he gets it. And WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RULE ABOUT NOT ADDING ANYONE ELSE?!' screamed Tails.
'Well, with Ariel and Scarecrow being on their honeymoon, I thought that we could use the 2 slots to include 2 characters that can temporarily be in the cast. I'm not sure what to use the other slot for yet, but I do know that it'll probably be Rosalina's girlfriend. Anyway, LOOK AT WALUIGI! LOOK AT THE JOY ON HIS FACE AS KING DICE IS MAKING HIS GRAND ENTRANCE! I think that should outdo a little rule you made up ages ago.'
'I suppose I have to agree with you on that.'
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Waluigi had been hooked on every word his new friend had been saying for the past 2 hours. Everyone had gotten over him except for Waluigi. Eventually, King Dice left for the toilet and Waluigi took the opportunity to talk to jupiter.
'So, how has he been?' they asked.
'Oh, it's been wonderful! I've enjoyed every second of it! The issue is that I also am terrified! King Dice has been my celebrity crush for years now but I'm in a relationship. It's been fine but this has been long before you came along and introduced me to all of these people outside my own universe! I mean, meeting all the Sonic characters every 4 years used to be my one chance to do so but King Dice? Oh god, I'm gonna have to call him,' said Waluigi.
'Who? Call who?'
'My partner, to see how he'll feel.'
'Y'know, every time I hear someone say "partner" it reminds me of the countless times I've thought a teacher was gay and have been massively disappointed. But also all the times I've been right. Anyway, let's hope it goes well then.'
'What goes well?'
'The call.'
Waluigi picked up the phone and gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to mentally prepare himself as the phone rang.
genuinely tho i was watching cuphead earlier and thinking 'omg how come i've never noticed that king dice is an eccentric, somewhat self-centred man with a thin but large, pointy moustache who is an in-universe bad guy that wears predominantly purple, considers himself incredibly attractive and has a large fanbase, predominantly on tumblr and twitter, that also finds him attractive AS WELL AS waluigi?' so i had to write about it.
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 6
Fanficvolumes 1 - 5 are on my profile A wedding! Christmas! jupitercl0uds fulfills a promise in time? That's right, this is back off hiatus, and with plenty more crazy stories to be told. I mean, considering the new additions to the cast, who wouldn't wan...
