ignore the last chapter note, i feel miserable and my mental health is so bad that my physical health is too 💪😎👍 (emoji translation: muscly arm, sunglasses and thumbs up)
The doorbell rang and Tails rushed towards the door, Waluigi not far behind. It was finally the 1st. Orbot was already at the door, as he was usually the one to greet anyone who entered. Meanwhile, Cubot had turned the kettle on and got out the coffee.
A dishevelled figure with terrible posture entered the house. It was bright outside due to the streetlight and dark inside, so it was hard to see their face, but the bags under their eyes were so big you could see them anyway. This was, of course, jupitercl0uds, holding an almost empty bottle of Dr. Pepper and a comically large briefcase. For some reason, they were wearing a long sleeved shirt, one of the sleeves unbuttoned.
'Hey Tails, hi Waluigi.'
'Ash! I've missed you so much!' said Tails, hugging his friend.
'What do you mean? The last chapter was posted like, 10 days ago.'
'Yeah, but do hiatus chapters really matter?'
'Ariel was added in the last hiatus. I'd say he's pretty important.'
'Regardless, I'm still happy to see that you're ok.' He stepped back and looked at jupiter. 'Nevermind what I just said. You're miserable, aren't you.'
'Yep,' xe replied, taking the final swig of their flat Dr. Pepper.
'So then, why are you off hiatus?' asked Waluigi.
'Well, I don't have autistic burnout anymore. I like my special interests and stuff once again, yay! I mean, I think I probably just have some undiagnosed mental health problem, lol.'
'I see. Well, what's in the comically large briefcase?'
'That's for the living room.'As they all made their way into the living room, Cubot bringing in hot drinks, everyone stared in curiosity to watch jupitercl0uds open the briefcase. The first thing they took out was bLUE BALLS WTH?!
'These are my Angry Birds. I became a huge fan all of a sudden, possibly because the series turns 10 soon and I used to watch it religiously.'
'HAWAHA!' cried Red.
'This is the Sims 4. The entire Sims 4. In my hand. Not the disc, just an entity of the Sims 4.'
The Sims 4 started playing It's the Sims! by Ilan Eshkeri
'And finally, much to Tails' dismay, we have the one, the only, tRANSFEM HAROLD FROM TOTAL DRAMA!'
'Actually, I prefer Doris. It's one of my middle names,' said Doris.
'Right on, Doris my dude-ette,' said Knuckles. He had a broken leg and nobody could explain why, not even himself.
'So, jupiter, why are you wearing a shirt?' asked Clank.
'That is an interesting question, Clank. You see, I was- OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!'
jupiter fully opened the briefcase, revealing 2 people, a catgirl and a cat.
'NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS! Say hello to Raku-Chan, Koneko-Chan, Hitoshi-San and Hitoshi-San's boyfriend (I don't know his name, it's mentioned once and once only).'
'Hello everyone. Nya! Rawr!' said Hitoshi-San. Waluigi screamed a confused 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!' and Terrence the Angry Bird followed with a grunt.i wanted this to be an animated comic so much but i only thought of that yesterday and i dont want to hire voice actors
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 6
Fanficvolumes 1 - 5 are on my profile A wedding! Christmas! jupitercl0uds fulfills a promise in time? That's right, this is back off hiatus, and with plenty more crazy stories to be told. I mean, considering the new additions to the cast, who wouldn't wan...