The strange, the sans, and the possibly (down bad) insane [discontinued]

Chapter 2: Error!Sans yells at his adoptive father I suppose

Disclaimer I do not own Undertale or any of these fan characters, if I did we would probably be waiting for the final release of them as I have no real schedule for anything

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It had been a strange day for error sans, well what could be considered a day as he had no real day/night cycle to go off of as each au had its own and there was really nobody keeping time in the outer multiverse except for 404.

His "day" had started out as normal, get up, knit, go see nightmare (he was preparing a meal for his gang at the time), and he went to go clock in to work for the day as he now had to under the management of the elder glitch god (404) so he had just gotten to the small piece of land with the large pole upon which sat the worktime clock for him to well, clock into but as he was just there he noticed the elder glitch god chugging down a bottle of alcohol .

Now this would not be so bad as 404 had a large limit to what he could take before feeling any effects and he usually had seen him attempt to outdo himself in a bizarre attempt to find ways to one up himself, but the fact that there was a massive mountain of bottles behind him cause error worried.

So as any good employee (and adopted son) might do he asked what was bugging the elder glitchy fellow

"s-so Boss why-y are you dri-inking so m-uch"

"Is it true my son?"

"W-what?"

"is it true that neither of us, have maidens?"

"What?"

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Earlier that day

404 was simply relaxing in the weird void between realities before Reaper came towards him, "Reaper, how are you my trusted employee?", To give a little context 404 had somehow become every major multiverse gods boss in turn he now treats them like employees, "It's good, at least before I set my eyes on you" Reaper replied. "W-what?" replied 404 somewhat shocked that his 5th favorite employee had said such a thing, "Well I cannot respect or honor someone who has zero maidens", said reaper, "But-" "you are maiden-less get some maidens and I'll respect you" said reaper as he left to go see others how too had maidens

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error stood there next to 404 still confused as he thought why of all people 404 would drink so much over something as fickle as having maidens, as they both knew they really had no preference for them or for males, or anyone else for that matter he thought they both did not care for any relationships as both of them had one at some point and both had lost who they loved thus closing themselves off from having any more relationships.

"I need to get maidens son I just- wait" said 404 as his eyes fully snapped open "I have an idea!", "w-wait bef-fore we-e get too has-sty" error said but it was too late as 404 was already starting to mess around with the code of the multiverse itself, "I will get some maidens just you wait Reaper, and so will all the others!" as 404 was putting finishing touches on what he was doing "boss wai-" yet again too little too late as he began to feel pain all over his body as he blacked out.

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shift (aka chara) was having a normal day  but most standards she woke up and lazed about, did her normal exercise routine, took a walk, dealt with self loathing about how she should have confessed her feeling towards classic sooner and now had no chance due to him stepping away from the multiverse at large, and watching soap operas in the evening. 

She thought back to when she had first met classic In that larger than average judgement hall with carrot, how he had mistaken her for the genocidal kid after that she, at first, had a somewhat sour depiction of him, oh how time has changed that.

After some time in the hall and finally being able to know them a bit more they had all become good friends and bonded with each other over the resets they all experienced and how they liked similar things, after this they had met up multiple times either in a multiverse bar, a battlefield, or just at each others worlds (without letting the other inhabitants of said universe know about them). After so many meetings, fighting beside them in large battles, and just spending time lazing on a couch together made her develop a crush on the skeleton that got larger and larger, she nearly told him at one point but chickened out.

That turned out to be a mistake as sans had decided to leave from all multiverse events as top enjoy his retirement and error of all people helped him to stop anyone from getting into his universe uninvited or really stop anyone from coming there at all, which lead to her being here, sad alone on the couch regretting not confessing to sans when she had the chance, but today also felt off somehow, as if something big would happen, as she began to fall asleep she thought 'If only I had one more chance'.

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Betty noire was in a cavern still alive after everything that had happened after she awoke to , of which she still remembered to this day. At first she had infiltered the city and had found out that the monsters had been freed from Mount. Ebott, of which she hated with her entire being, she decided to blend in and attempt to get close to the monsters in order to get a better idea of who she was up against. Their ambassador was easy to get close to and befriend and most of her monster friends were too, well all but that lazy skeleton.

She thought back to that skeleton, through out her period of learning and preparing that skeleton somehow knew something was up, she had to give the skeleton some praise he was able to at least set her plans back a bit by stopping what would have been disasters with it's telekinesis and teleportation (she was still stumped on how he could do that), but even with the skeleton hampering their plans they still were able to cause a small yet good enough (in their eyes) wedge between monster's and humans. If only that doctor they would have been able to figure out what she was and alerted the others she would have been able to start another true war, 'oh well' she thought as she look around the cave she was in and the other things within (which was just a dictionary and a marker)

After everything that had happened in that city she somehow survived and left to try again somewhere else but along the way  she reflected and learned on her trek, and after a very emotional journey she realized the error of her ways (and also gained a crush on a certain skeleton due to plot convenience) and now was just living away from society and regretting, 'maybe one day I will come back to Ebott city and gain forgiveness for what I have done' she thought (although she did not kill any major characters she still murdered many people), she fully laid down and closed her eyes hoping for a fresh start tomorrow.

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Authors note:

I have severely underestimated my ability to procrastinate, oh well I guess, don't expect a new chapter for a bit but it will come out within the time limit of 2 weeks at least.

Oh and to get this chapter out fast I have no picture for you but I do have an idea for having bonus chapters telling you what is happening with other sanses like fell, swap, seraphim, nega, mob, mafia, etc.

Have a.... uh, normal day i suppose