The strange, the sans, and the possibly (down bad) insane [discontinued]

Chapter 3: Sans questions his existence

Disclaimer I do not own undertale or any of the fan characters I use in this except for one I will or will not use in this fic anyways on with the cursed material.

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Sans was simply not having a good time as he watched his brother and the human conspire with each other from the couch of his home, for the most part after what had happened near the gate his brother built (with too wide of bars) things had been going, normal enough ( the times where they spoke were now infested with her flirting with him and her being, in the words of the hip and cool fellows, Thirsty.

But he managed, well at least until they instead of going on that playdate with papyrus decided to tell them about how they wanted to date him, of course his enthusiastic brother agreed, and decided to help her plot on how to get her on a date with him. This of course was very concerning for him as he really did not want to go on a date as he did not want to put that much effort into his life at the moment,  also he did not want to date what he now saw as a relative.

But that kid was determined and he was indeed scar- then he somehow sensed that someone had entered his universe and had appeared, in his room? He quickly teleported up there and faced the intruder, "stop right...." he stalled as he looked at his old cru-... friend  and oh boy was there something to look at, she had gotten  quite the makeover, she was now much curvier (in a perverted way) and that's all I will say about it.

And as sans stood there confused and in shock at his old crush- I mean friend now looking like that, she had approached him in a sensual manner that only further shocked the funny bone man, "Let's have some fun" she said in a very, very sultry voice, sans had simply done an error and bluescreened unable to stop her

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Error was, as the YOUTH says 'Freaking the FUNK out' as he found himself yet again in the antivoid but he saw it had truly nothing in it, so he quickly made a portal and entered the main multiverse, and he looked around and saw that thankfully the universes were still there unfortunately he decided to take a look inside and see if anything changed and oh boy did things change, in the swap universe he saw that swap ( who is not the blue error knows, nor the dreaded blueberry)  was at the moment being chased by swapshift chara and frisk, along with his own chara and frisk of his universe, and the toriel of that universe. In underfell he saw that the sans there was being dragged back to his house by his chara and frisk along with their fellshift counterparts, and for some reason a gender swaped grillby. In yet another he had seen that cross and epic running from a horde of women, and another he saw that ink was still chained to the pillar (he was chained to a pillar due to ink throwing a bucket of paint of error).

Error now even more stressed and scared quickly left to try and find 404 and he quickly deduced that 404 had done this to get back at reaper then he must now be at reapers universe, he quickly made his way there and hoped that he could convince the elder glitch god to undo this before it gets worse. 

He eventually found reapertale and went inside, it was there he found that in lifes garden reaper was crying as he now had no maidens, and 404 was simply laughing manically at the weeping skelegod. Error had simply looked at the scene and taken a photo to laugh at later, but after a few more moments he decided to step in and ask his boss "H-Hey 404-" but before he could say anything else he heard the opening of a portal as he felt core frisk had arrived and from what he sensed changed,  " oh  error" he from behind him, not wanting to see what happened to core he grabbed 404 and teleported away before opening a portal and skedaddling off with 404 too stunned by the suddenness to even react.

404 now no longer shocked had stated "W-What happened to core" "I-It seems that s-she has been changed due to what y-you have done to the m-multiverse" said error, 404 now realizing that the multiverse had been drastically changed had now decided to look in the code and see if he could fix this mess, only to realize that in his drunken state he had somehow locked himself out of his ability to access the code of the multiverse. "It appers I have made a major m-mistake", this of course made error panic even more as he now realized that what 404 did was, for the moment, unable to be fixed and now he had core after him for the foreseeable future this led to another question, why core and is there anyone else that would go after him.

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Core was thinking to herself upon who would be a best fit for her G.O.D. (god of destruction) to well... (I will not let this line of thought continue, for the age rating to not be screwed over) now though her G.O.D. had fled from her when she wanted to ask what type of *um...how the funk do I word this... I'll just say, creators of children* for him to use in order to make more G.O.D.'s in order to balance this unbalanced multiverse (little did core know in her new state, that ink and error had a very nice chat about the balance and ink now knew of it and like error tried to uphold it) but alas it was not to be oh well, she already had some ideas of who to recruit for this plan, a agent of chaos and a certain painter shift chara

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Sans barley managed to teleport out of there before things could escalate, 'What in the *FUNK* was even going on anymore' he thought to himself, 'at least it is only those two that were affected by this.... right?'. Little did the  funny bone man know that he would also be chased by a motherly goat, a spider of unusual size, and a old pink nemesis.

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authors note: oh boy mu ability to procrastinate is quite large and I should stop making promises should I... anyway ill still be working on this and I am already working of chapter 4 and a bonus chapter so look forward to that 

Anyways have a good day.