The strange, the sans, and the possibly (down bad) insane [discontinued]

Chapter 4: the great attempt to escape from the harems

Disclaimer: I do not own undertale or any of the fan characters that I use for this crack fic

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While classic sans was waiting at his station in waterfall somewhat unaware of who else was after him, epic and cross had just been able to escape from the horde and were just now at errors place (aka his small space in the anti-void where he kept his stuff) that was where they found fresh on one of errors bean bags watching old tapes of undernovela and being... sad? Epic taking a risk decided to see what was up with fresh and maybe learn more about what happened to make things this way, "Um, fresh" asked cross, "What, do you want" said fresh in a tired and drunken manner as he had been drinking large amounts of juice and had been throwing the empty bottles into horrorworldfelllustswap(tale) in order to not litter anywhere that mattered in the grander scheme of the multiverse, "we are wondering, um how are you holding up bruh" said epic "not well my broskis, I mean I have had to censor so much and have seen so much sin and I am now just, done with everything..." he said as he summoned another bottle of the 'good' juice (quite literally just apple juice with 100x more sugar and a lot of caramel), before he could drink it epic slapped it out of his hands cross then grabbed fresh's jacket and shook him "Get yourself together dude!" and cross slapped him multiple times, "yeah bruh this is totally not 'rad' bruh" said epic as he stopped cross. "y'know your right my broskis I should not be doing this I m the pinnacle of radness I should set a good example to all those who go the way of the fresh era" said fresh now invigorated to do something more productive than staying in his bro's small section of the anti void and watching old undernovela episodes that error had made. "So I have been meaning to ask, fresh what is even going on" cross asked

"well my broskis it seems that the great elder glitch broski has made a mistake under the influence of unrad drinks and has somehow made every sans, except for storyshift au sanses, or reapertale sans, or ink I believe wait a sec" fresh said as he opened a portal to see that ink was indeed still chained to the pillar that error had made and chained ink to, "yeah I can say ink has none, anyways as I was saying he made all sanses but two of them have harems", "yeah, we noticed" said cross and epic simultaneously, "well my broskis I believe as long as we wait for the glitch god and my glitchy bro to fix this we should be fine as only I, the two errors, and you two can enter this place at this point as the anti-void firewall system™ should be online now"

"wait a second this place has a firewall bruh" said epic, "yes my broski and we should be-" but fresh was cut off as he now noticed the literal horde of women that now suddenly surrounded them seemingly led by core frisk, "well....... fu-" he was cut of as the horde descended upon them, as it turned out the anti-void firewall system™ had been destroyed during the multiverse wide reset as a result basically anyone could enter if they could make portals or teleport between universes, that day fresh also learned the valuable lesson of not giving large amounts of exposition while in a seemingly safe place without truly checking if it was indeed safe.

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Sans still disturbed by what he nearly went through and now was cautious in this new and very strange reset, he decided to not appear before frisk in waterfall instead he decided on going to muffet in order to convince her not to attack frisk in this reset, as he walked (he did not teleport everywhere like other versions of himself)  as he walked into the web however he felt something was off about it as if he somehow messed up severely then he looked toward where muffet was and saw it was not just muffet but her mother as well and he was also noticed both had changed, into well we all know by now, much more curvy forms and had also just noticed him and their faces took upon looks of, lust.

sans not one for repeating mistakes and really not wanting to deal with whatever the f*un*k they were going to probably do he decided to teleport to the door the old lady was behind in order to blow off some metaphorical steam by trading knock knock jokes, and maybe just maybe not get any more women after him, unfortunately he realized a bit too late that maybe the old lady might have also been changed by what happened and that he probably should not have gone to the door and knocked on it thus alerting her to his presence, but oh well.

Then the door shifted ajar and he saw the old lady and she like the others had too changed, before he could yet again teleport away he was unfortunately  already in her grasp and he felt her a bit more than friendly gaze upon him and he thought to himself 'why me?'

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Betty looked at her new form as she stood in front of mount ebott she hoped that sans would enjoy *nope nope so much nope!... uh, lets see if I can find another pov....*

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Error and 404 were in outertale looking at the stars in order to destress and  in order to possibly make a plan unfortunately they were too lost in the sight of the stars and relaxation to do much planning until they heard "oh error~" immediately error sans yet again grabbed 404 and was ready to teleport until he realized he was cuffed and didn't have access to his magic, as he begun to feel dread crawl up his spine he looked toward the voice and saw that core frisk was wearing very something very proactive and he realized he was very doomed

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Authors note: guess who is back and now has much more time to make this fanfic

Also as a side note I am working on another fanfic as well so I will probably take a bit of time to make it but for the moment working on this fanfic will be what I am focusing on so I will probably not go on such a large hiatus again, anyways have this picture that I found of Chara and sans randomly and I totally did not just google while making this travisty against humanity that I call a fanfic