It is morning, Manny awakens. Greg and Rodrick already would be at school by now, Susan is at work, and Frank is working on his battle diorama, which he cares more about than his family. Manny is all alone so he goes to his playroom and slides under a secret passageway where his plans are, his plans to kill his family.
Manny: alright, everything is going to Plan, I'll start with Frank, then get Bubby, then Roderick before he notices anything, then poor unsuspecting Susan who wouldn't expect anything and still be loyal to me.
????: Excuse me?
Manny turns around and finds Greg and his stupid Diary.
Greg: You can talk and you wanna kill me?Manny says nothing as he grabs a knife from his pocket and puts it up against Greg's neck.
Greg: WAIT WAIT, I'LL HELP YOU JUST LET ME LIVE PLEASE, I'LL HElP YOU KILL DAD, You can't do this all alone, you-you-you only are just a baby.
Manny drops the Knife.
Manny: Very well Greg, you have a deal, but make one mistake and your throat's as good as off!
Greg: DealThe Two Shake on it and go towards the basement where Frank is working on his battle Diorama
Manny: Hey, why are you here anyway, you should be at school.
Greg: I faked sick, wanted to confess my love to Rowley in a proper location.
Manny: ugh
Greg: ok, what you gotta do is take your knife and just stab him right in the leg, once he's down, get him right in the heart, Easy.
Manny: Loving the enthusiasm Greg, but I was thinking of something more brutal.
Greg: What's more Brutal than that?
Manny: Ok so I am gonna take a shit, light it on fire, put it in a slingshot, and shoot Frank with the flaming poo!
Greg: You want to kill dad with shit?
Manny: yeah
Greg: idk, that plans kinda crappy-Manny pulls his knife out.
Greg: Ok I'll stop!
Manny takes his crap, puts it on the slingshot and lights the poop on fire and goes on the stairwell to aim.
Greg: Get Ready to fire!
Manny Fires but it misses and lands in Franks battle Diorama. Frank is distraught
Frank: MY BATTLE DIORAMA, MY PRIDE AND JOY, 20 YEARS OF WORK FOR THIS!?
Frank extinguishes the fire and with his hard work destroyed, he rips the knife from Manny's hand, and slices his entire head off.
Greg: Or That....................
After a whole day of Manny practicing, Roderick arrives home.
Roderick: I'm home.
He starts going upstairs when Greg arrives
Greg: Roderick, I think Dad put your Drumset downstairs, in the basement.
Roderick: Ok?Roderick goes downstairs and finds his Dad and his severed Head.
Roderick: DAD!!!
Manny walks up to Roderick with a bloody knife
Roderick: Manny? why? Why are you doing this?
Manny says nothing as he raises his knife. Roderick runs to the exit but it's locked.Roderick: GREG OPEN THE DOOR!
Greg LaughsGreg: See what it feels like to be locked in a basement now?
Roderick: GREG HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME, I WILL THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!Manny gets to Roderick and slices his leg and he gets kicked off into the hard wall.
Greg: Sorry it had to be this way, I had no choice, but I'm being payed in free V-bux so, Not sorry!
Manny then starts biting where he slashed and is eating Roderick's leg as he his kicked around and smashed into things, Roderick finds a Hammer and smashes it hard onto Manny's head, but Manny gets with a Hammer and Knife in his hands and somehow manages to bash Roderick's head open, and slice his Heart simultaneously.
Manny walks out of the basement covered in blood.Greg: so, What about mom
Manny: Stuck a bomb in the mailbox, she always checks it when she gets home from work, Made it so it explodes right when she opens the-I Giant explosion is heard
Manny: Mailbox.....
Susan walks in
Manny: WHAT!?
Susan: Omg Fam, The Mail guy delivered a Bomb! Isn't that crazy?!Manny throws his knife right at Susan's heart.
Manny: Greg, You're dismissed from Duty for today, once you dispose of the Bodies
Greg: What do I do with them?
Manny: use your imagination, throw em into the incinerator or some shit, I'm going to play with my toys.Manny starts towards his playroom as Greg collects the bodies
To Be Continued...
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Manny vs. Death
FanfictionAfter Manny Heffley takes so many lives from the innocent, Death decides he should take one too, to avenge them all.