Manny arrived home with his new Pitchfork, Manny has the power of the Devil, but he wanted to test it out, luckily his unsuspecting brother, Greg was right there.
Manny: Hello Bubby!
Greg: Where did you get the giant pitchfork?
Manny: Satan
Greg: What?
Manny: No Cap Bro
Greg: WHAT!?
Manny: Yeah and I need to test it out.
Greg: Manny.........I was there for you
Manny: Die Greg!
Greg: MANNY!
Greg kicks Manny in the face and picks up the Pitchfork.
Greg: I have the power now Manny!
Manny: GREG WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT CAN-
Greg shoots towards Manny but misses and the wall next to Manny explodes and Bursts into Flames, and Greg drops the Pitchfork due to the shock as Manny slides under and Grabs it.
Manny: I'll hold this for you!
Greg starts running and Manny shoots and it gets Greg's legs and now he can only crawl. In a last minute effort Greg gets to the basement and locks himself in there and calls Rowley.
Greg: ROWLEY!!
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama!
Greg: ROWLEY MANNY IS KILLING ME I LOVE YOU IF YOU CAN HELP HE HAS A PITCHFORK-
Manny: and he may have just burnt the door down.
Greg looks in horror as the Pitchfork is pointed at Greg's head as Manny shoots it, killing Greg. Manny picks up the phone.
Manny: He's dead
Rowley: ok
*Rowley Hangs up*
Manny murdered Greg but he wanted more power, it felt so good, having the power of Satan, now he wanted the Power of God, so Manny went to church. Manny found a Priest.
Manny: Hello Father
Priest: Greetings, May Peace be with you
Manny: Yeah, May peace be with you or something, look Priest, I want to meet god, where's the stairway.
Priest: You don't meet God, you pray to him
Manny: Right, I Pray for the Stairway to Heaven
The Stairway Appeared
Manny: Huh?!
Priest: God must be expecting you go my boy, go before the-
An Army of Nuns burst through the door, Manny, Scared, Runs quickly up and the Nuns run out of time to walk the stairs. Manny finds Gods office, God opens the door,
God: Hello Manny, I am God
Manny: Hi God, I want all of your Pow-
God: No
Manny: But you can definitely kill Death.
God: Death is a natural process, you get to do nothing, last time I gave my power to someone the death of the Dinosaurs happened! They were supposed to be the main species of earth! Now I'm stuck with all you careless humans, you guys are seriously super dumb.
God was holding a staff so Manny tried to take it, but it felt attached to Gods hand.
God: No
Manny takes out the Pitchfork and starts stabbing God
God: Ow Ow Ow Ouch, Ah, THAT TICKLES!
God raises his staff as Manny touches Gods globe.
Manny: Give me the Staff or I'll alter the Earths rotation, or even stop it.
God Panicking, gives Manny the Staff. Manny runs down the stairs.
Manny: I have it all now! Death stands no chance, I have Satans Pitchfork, Gods Staff, and the Cheese touch! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHHHHHH
End Chapter...
Later.....
God is sitting defeated, in his office as Jesus walks in.
God: Jesus, take the wheel.
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Manny vs. Death
FanfictionAfter Manny Heffley takes so many lives from the innocent, Death decides he should take one too, to avenge them all.
